Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was stapeled on to the elephant.

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Covert trance, black Ops, and something I kinda made up myself. The first two are basically using suggestions without the victim being aware of it, that is how that famous bank robber that just asks nicely for all the cash and gets it succeeds. The other is tricking the "allmighty" subconcious and again, my own invention people claim its called "this and that", I know, because I coined most of the terms. Anyway, you put people into a deep state of trance, you tell them to take a step forward into the sea, and well, you actually led them down the top of a skyscraper or something fun... "Now... Suck on the lollipop I have between my, okay ill stop"

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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Why did the blonde fall down the stairs? Somebody tripped her.

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One day a black man went and bought a car with his own hard-earned money.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why would the chicken cross a road

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Whats the difference between a jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a stove or firepit while jews are functioning members of society.

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Kid 1: Mama why is my name Daisy? Mama: Because when you were born a daisy petal fell on your head! Kid 2: Mama why is my name Rose? Mama: Becuase it was a nice name.

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Why bouriquet laugh ? cause hes mom get hit by a bus.

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A black man walks into a bar with a lovely parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks "hey where did you get that Africa says the parrot...

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What's the difference between a radio and a bowl of potato salad? If you put batteries on a radio you can turn it on and listen to some music. If you put batteries on a bowl of potato salad it's not gonna give you any music.

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-You know what will always get people fighting? -Hey, you wanna fight?

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Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

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What's fat, gay, and ugly. A fat, gay, and ugly guy.

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"knock knock?" ITS 2012 WE HAVE DOOR BELLS!!!

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What do you do if you see a black man in your backyard with a bullet wound in his head? Take him to the hospital.

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What did the fan of Justin Beiber say? Nothing there are no fans.

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Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

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among liedbtt is my Captcha code

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What did Helen Keller say when she fell into a well? Nothing. She died upon impact and her family mourned her death for years.

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Why did the girl have an abortion? Because she wanted a burger.

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What did the P.E. coach say to the fat kid? you need to exercise

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If you go to America, you won't see any fat black people. They're all dead and in prison.

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What do you call a white hankerchief dipped into the red sea? Wet.

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Anti Joke

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