- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so average in weight and in attractiveness.

roses are red violets are blue i like elephants

Sarah Palin's political campaign

If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

Q: Knock, Knock A: To get to the other side.

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

wanna hear a joke? me niether.

How do you get Helen Keller to keep a secret? You politely ask her not to tell anyone.

2 muffins are in a oven for 30 minutes, the baker then questions why he only baked 2 muffins.

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

What's worse then mud on your shoes. Being assassinated by means of a dart to the throat.

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax.

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

What did Batman say when he saw Robin? Hey look it's Robin

What did the pepper say to Mr. Peno? Hallo peno!

What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

knock knock whos there haha this is a shit joke anyone that reads this is a jimmy saville follower and got fingered up the bum hole violently by him love you

How many dead babies can fit in a barrel? 4 1/2

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

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