- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Chef go to jail? He killed his wife.

One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

Q: What is red and green and goes 100/mph? A: A frog in a blender

What did the orange say to the apple? “To be sentient is truly unbearable without sexual organs.”

I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

how many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one................ standing on a pile of dead babies.

Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

I was jacking off I don't use my hand tho, I just use my gf's vagiina

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The Holocaust.

Knock, knock. Who's there? ...

What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

why did the kid stop eating his breakfast...two Penn state officials knocked at the door

A russian gives away vodka.

Where does the Queen of England live? England.

knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

What happen to the man who got drunk and passed out behind the wheel? He crashed into a tree, his car caught fire and then he got incinerated.

how many baby's does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

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