- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a shoe with no laces? Stilettos, sandals, flip flops, slippers, etc...

Hey can you turn Tmartn upI can't hear him

Did you hear the joke about the vacuum? It sucks.

I like trees. Trees hate you. Bye.

Q:what do you call someone who spends 7 hours a day playing video games? A: Someone who takes pride and joy from gaming

my mom texted me telling me that my dog died... then she texted me the letters LOL... i texted back asking wat was funny!? she thought it ment 'lots of love' :p

I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

what do you call a baby with no arms and no legs in a mailbox? a horriffic murder

what has wheels and runs on gas? a car with feet

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

A Penn State administrator walks in to a butt.

A Jewish man and a blonde were in a DIY store, the man buys a box of screws. The woman gets a phone call to find out her son is late for tennis training. She then hangs up the phone and leaves the DIY store with great hast.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I got a baseball bat can i talk to you ?

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A bleeding penguin.

What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

What did the gym coach tell his student? Come on! You can do it! Push harder!

Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

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