What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

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The Dane, the Norwegian and the Chinese where on a plane, and as the plane was malfunctioning, the pilot would shout: "We are overloaded! Toss out everything you can spare!" The Dane tossed out a box of Danish Salami, explaining they had enough of those in his country. The Norwegian tossed out a package of sweaters, explaining that they had enough of those in his country. Suddenly the Chinese jumped out without a given explanation, as time passed though, the surviving crew arrived to some conclusions... Moral: R.I.P Kim the 294834839483948th

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What's the difference between a Lawyer and a hooker? Job description, income, and an incredibly large list of other things.

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In what way are a pile of deceased children and a Ferrari F430 similar? Neither can be found in my garage, nor anywhere under my possession. As for the Ferrari, this is an unfortunate truth. Due to Ferraris' high level of desirability, and to their low supply, the cost of one such car is much more than an average person can afford. As for the pile of deceased children, anyone in possesion (for lack of a better term, as one can not truly possess another human being, even post mortem) of such a grotesque thing is probably too sick and twisted to be submitting jokes with no apparent climax in hopes of stimulating the minds of the joke's readers sense of humor.

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Q: What has the exact same colors as the gay flag but are sometimes hilarious? A: Clowns.

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What did Johnny get for Christmas? Nothing. Johnny is Jewish.

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How do you get a one-armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder.

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What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

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Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

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If the joke below mine says something about a mom its from adam he sucks ...

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Brett Favre sent me a pic of his penis. I then compared it to my own and felt good about my general ackage size

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

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An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

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In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

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why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

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How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

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What's grey and can't fly? A castle

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

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I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? However many needed.

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So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

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you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

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What's more likely to happen in 2011 than the rapture? Finding my real parents.

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Why does Billy Mays yell? He doesn't, he's dead.

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