- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What did John look at when Meghan Fox took off her shirt? her undershirt

woman's rights

Why did the deaf man ask for directions? He didn't as he knew he wouldnt have a clue what they are on about.

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

what's better than winning the special olympics? -not being retarded

Whats the difference between Jesus and the Pope. Jesus died 2 thousand years ago

A White guy, Black guy and Hispanic are all on the same bus. They get off at their predetermined stops and continue their day.

how would you feel when your girlfriend dumps you really bad because she just dumped you man!!!1

Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

knock knock, whos there? billy i dont know who you are, please get away from my front door before i call the authorities

There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

Roses are Orange Violets are Green I'm Colorblind..

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

What do you call a Muslim guy on a plane? A passenger.

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

My friend and I were telling jokes the other day. Ha said " I've run out of dead baby jokes!" to which I replied " I've run out of dead babies."

what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

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