Whats the difference between KFC and Starbucks? KFC didn't murder your sister.

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You know you guys are suppose to post jokes, not basketball comments.

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A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

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A young man was lost wandering in a field, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by a scary southern man with a shotgun in hands. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?" "Certainly," the man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter, I will shoot you with this shotgun." He couldn't have sex with the daughter because he has severe erectile dysfunction.

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What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

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What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

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How do you make Yoda sad? Kill all of his friends.

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why are anti jokes so funny? cuz u pobably just laughed at this one.

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Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it was wandering and had no idea wht it was doing because it has very little mental capacity whatsoever

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS ROAD?!!! cause he was silly

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What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? The bench can support a family.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

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why did the girl cross the road? to get away from you

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There once was a boy walking over a railroad track. He got hit by a train. He died.

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DON’T HIT KIDS!!! NO, SERIOUSLY, THEY HAVE GUNS NOW. Via: Pingzic collection of Funny WhatsApp Status

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Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? To End His Suffering On The Farm. Suicidal Mission.... Complete

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Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

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Why did Lucy drop her ice-cream ? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who is there ? NOT LUCY !

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Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

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What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

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Q: If you're driving down the street in your canoe and the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to shingle your dog's garage? A: 27, because bananas have no bones.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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