- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a leopard and a jaguar ? The rabbit flies faster, while the pigeon can breathe underwater.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

Q: What did the skeleton order when he walked into a bar? A: A beer and a mop.

Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his kids.

What's black and breaks your stove when falling from a tree? Your stove

What did one wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls are inanimate objects and thus incapable of conversing with one another.

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

Why did Suzie fall off the swings? Because she didn't have arms or legs. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

I think everybody should have a penis. Does that make me a bad feminist?

Why didn't the Irishman walk into the bar? Beacause he had killed himself the previous night as a result of his alcoholism.

Why did Charlie eat a baked potato? Because he was hungry.

Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Rose: Mom, why was I named Rose? Mom: Because when you were born a rose petal landed on your head. Rose: Than why is my brother named Brick? Mom: I liked the name.

what happened to the retarded dyslexic? he retard on his 60th birthday and took up gardening.

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

What did the genie say to the man that rubbed the magic lamp? Nothing, genies don't exist.

What is green and red all over? A christmas tree that is internally bleading.

Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

Q: What did the black man do at KFC? A: nothing, he ate dinner at home.

Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

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