IMMA FIND YO ASS DO!!!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why the fuck he crossed the road, I don't know what he is thinking.

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Well... My reputation is still kinda exaggerated apparently. What you experienced is called astral projection, some people claim it is the same as lucid dreaming, I beg to differ, the difference is vast. You basically just admitted that people believe much more in you, than you believe in yourself, without believing hypnosis does not work, people are like "bah its just suggestions", its true, but underestimating the power of suggestions is a pretty bad call.

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What did Kermit the frog say at Jim Henson's funeral? Nothing.

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A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

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Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

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Why did the police officer decide to eat a donut? Because he was slightly hungry, but a meal seemed too much for him.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and blind.

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Why did Sally cross the road? Because a rapist was chasing her

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Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

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why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

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Q: Why do black people buy so many pairs of shoes? A: Because when they outgrow there old pair they need new shoes.

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''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

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how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

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Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

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I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

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What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

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the anti-joke.com joke was just like a normal joke. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

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Q: What did the psychopath dream about? A: An insane chimpanzee kicking his head off, or maybe something normal

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knock knock? who's there Dave Come on in!!!!!

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Why'd the squrille fall out of the Tree? Cause it was dead

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What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

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Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

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