What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

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Knock knock. Who's there? AV. AV who? Asshole vison. Now that's Amusement Vision. (Remembering Amusement Vision...)

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Why was everyone screaming bloody murder? Their home team won

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what is red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Is that a banana in your pants or do you just have an abnormally large penis?

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I want seaman but sex with interracial men body builders. Please call me - 843-813-2788

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Is it better to be born black or gay? No way to know. That is, unless you are black and gay.

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How many jews can you fit in a car? It depends on how many seats there are, but some could double-buckle and stuff like that to fit more if necessary.

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There was a scientist that was doing a social experiment with mothers and their children. The name of first kid was named candy because it was her mothers favourite thing. The second kid name was rose because it was her mothers Favourite thing. The last mother knew what was happening and said to her son "Come on Dick".

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whats black and white and covered in blood Michael Jackson being stabbed

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If Steve has 5 apples and gives Jenny 2, it is obvious they aren't eating oranges.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Unfortunately there are billions of chickens in the world and based on the question it is not possible to determine which specific chicken is being referred to. Even if we were able to ascertain this knowledge it would be unlikely that we could determine its purpose, as chickens don't usually make decisions based on logical thought.

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Q;How many screams does it take to ruin a good riddle? A: OOOOOONNNNEEEEEEEEEEE! Moral: This potentially awesome riddle may or may not have been aborted by a scream.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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have you seen hellen kellers new treehouse? no well neither has she

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Teacher: which vegetable makes your eyes water? Student: Any vegetable. Teacher: How? Student: Just rub any vegetable in your eyes and see what happens.

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"This is defamation!" proclaimed the Fox, as he sat in the panels of the courtroom. "I attest, with full honesty, Your Honor, that never have I said any of the allegations the two defendants have quoted upon me." He looked with contempt at the Ylvis brothers, who sat at the other end of the room. "I say, Your Honor," he continued, "that I never, ever in my entire life, said 'Gering-ding-ding-dingerdingerding', to which I am willing to testify."

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What's the best thing about 23 year olds? There's twenty of them.

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What haircut did Timmy get at the barbershop? He didn't, he saved money from the barber by going through chemo.

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Whoever just posted that suicide shit is stupid, you can get arrested for that shit. I would delete it.

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Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

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.why did 6 hate 7 and 8? because they were blocking her from 9!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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