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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The early bird gets the worm. The rest of them die of starvation.

April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

What's the difference between a fat person and a whale? The quality of the fat. -Japan

What's the difference between a black man and a bench. The bucket.

I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

There was a joke, one sentance, and no punchline.

I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

what's the difference between a crocodile?

I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

What did the man with a colostomy bag say after his home was destroyed in a fire? At least all my shit’s in one place.

Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the buchter.

Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

What's green and hangs from trees? Leafs

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

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