What did the dyslexic boy get for Christmas? A laptop. And he was very happy.

roses are red violets are blue, were stuck to gather like superglue in tell you get the flu, then I'm not touching you :)

Why did the man kill the hamster? To get to the other side.

A black person tans and starts to peel, what do you get? A white person.

Laughter is the best medicine. Not for cancer.

Pineapple.

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

Why did the business man jump into a mud puddle? He didn't. He was brutally stabbed to death then thrown in a pigpen in an attempt to conceal the evidence.

What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

why did the roof cave in? It was not structurally sound do to poor architecture

what has hair and can fly? a human.. i lied about the flying.

What did one Japanese man say to the other? I don't know, I don't speak Japanese.

why did the horse drop its ice cream Because it doesnt have thumbs so it cant hold the ice cream

what does the monster eat after going to the dentist? the dentist

Why did the chicken rape your...wait, that's not how it goes!

Knock Knock Who's there? Your physician, you're going to die.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

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What's the reason my dog died? I ate him.

Doctor Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains! Really? Well that's the least of your problems. Your test came up HIV positive.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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