- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

A man walked into a bar, He then realised that he was likely to become the butt of a joke quite soon and subsequently left to take his kids to the park.

In soviet russia, 6 is not afraid of 7

Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

If you have a stroke, call 000

How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

A man walks into a vagina. The man, expecting a holiday inn, is very confused, and later gets mauled by five bears, who mistook his scent for a fish.

What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

The New York Giants

What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

whats the best thing about life? whatever the best thing about life happens to be!

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

What do you call a guy with no legs and no arms? Mat.

What is green and slow Grass.

Q.What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.Finding seventeen worms in your apple.

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