- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

What's funnier than 10 dead babies? 11 dead babies.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin that just got shot

One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

Hi, how are you doing? Good, yourself? Fine, thanks. Have a nice day. You too, bye.

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why did the baseball player strike out? he forgot the bat

When Michael Jackson was in a dark tunnel, it didn't work when he turned his flashlight. How come? A: Because it was out of battery

A barman walks into a bar. He works there.

Why did the Triceratops walk into a grocery store? To buy groceries

Why did grandpa climb the phone pole with bananas in a backpack? He has a debilitating disease. He is slowly losing touch with reality.

I bought one of those anti-bullying wristbands, when they first came out. Well, I say bought. I actually stole it from a short, fat ginger kid.

What's Rupert bear's middle name? the

why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

Pickles are powerful

my egg roll

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This joke is stupid, Chuck Testa.

Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

Mary had a little lamb, But it couldn't stop her from being raped.

your brother so fine that hes skinney

What did the Unicorn do with the Portal gun? Nothing. Neither of them are real.

A Jewish man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

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