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What's more funny than an anti-joke? A joke.

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why was the man afraid of the tree? Because it ate his mother!!!!!!

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it was christmas and the kid waited all night. finally santa came.....

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A boy spelled the word "banana" wrong on a spelling test... Points were deducted.

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What is better than a 50-inch wide plasma flat screen TV? A 51-inch wide plasma flat screen TV.

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"Why did the clown fall off the swing" "he was shot in the face"

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Dinosaurs are extinct.

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How about that airline food?

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What did Billy say to Timmy? Timmy! I'm so sorry. *Sniffles* I didn't mean to throw the fork that hard. Rest in peace Timmy...

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how many members of the australian greens party does it take to write legislation? none, it's already been done for them by Karl Marx

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Q: What did the cat say to the dog? A: I hate you, alot

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You know what the Germans have to say about problems? For every problem there is a final solution.

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my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

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What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

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knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

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What do you call a Jew in the oven? The oven repair man

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A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

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A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane where having a bet on who could swim the furthest without getting wet on their hair. The Swede could have done better... The Dane did surprisingly well. The Norwegian, being bald, was disqualified. Moral: I still have some hair left!

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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what's purple and plastic purple plastic

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Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

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How many different ways can you kill a cat? 27, unless you live in Russia then it's 28

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Why do Vampires drink your blood? Because the movie maker needed a story

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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