- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

What do you do when you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath? Laugh at him

What did john say to bob Hey bob

Who ever invented the "Knock- Knock jokes" should get a "No-bell prize"

"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

Why couldn't the dwarf mother reach for the top shelf? Her height was at a mini-mum.

roses are red so is ur face dont look at me like im a crazy bitch

Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

Q: Hey, ask me if I'm a tree. ".. Are you a tree?" A: No.

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

Every 5 seconds a child dies in Somalia. Good news is there are 4 second intervals when a child isn't dying in Somalia. I say kill them all

Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone. He proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

Roses are red violets are blue I fucked your mom now im about to fuck you to.

What is worse than waking up by your alarm clock on the weekend? 9/11

How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

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