- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

I thought about taking a nice warm shower, but then I realized that the power was out and it would probably be a cold shower.

Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

Christ is a conspiracy

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

What did hitler give his granddaughter? A gas bill.

Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

Q: what's green and fluffy? A: green fluff

Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

pobody's nerfect

How do you get a baby to start crying? Drop a brick on it. How do you get it to stop crying? Drop two bricks on it.

Why did john have to have back surgery He needed his back "screwed" up

What's worse than having a spiked club shoved up your butthole? Not much.

A clown walking down the steet, trips -Ryan Vallee

Q:Why did the black man fall down? A: he got hit in the face by a refrigerator

u know whats a crime? rape

Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

Roses are Red And sometimes yellow My mother is mellow I have terminal cancer. I also fisted my grandpa's anus last night

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

how many people were on the bus........ 0 cause the bus was parked for 45 years

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