When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

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lets bomb africa

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. She didn't. She's still in the kitchen because I beat her if she's not cooking or cleaning.

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It's green, has four legs and sits in a tree. And if it falls on your head you're dead. A billiard table.

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Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

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Whats black and is on sale in shops? Blackberries.

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what did Charlie Sheen say after he won a game of chess? I just won a game of chess!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

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How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

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What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

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What did the butler say to the guest while his master is in the bathroom? Butler: "Sir, will you wait while the Master bathes?" Guest: "How long will he be, I'm quite busy!" Butler: "He shouldn't be long sir, he should be finishing up now."

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why did CJ cry?he just ate a pie full of meat from his favorite animal.Pig

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Why did the black homosexual blind man want to go to the comedy club? He enjoys a good laugh

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What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

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What's better than finding Jesus in your room? Finding Chuck Norris in your bed.

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how many drunk drivers does it take to drive home one and only one, if more than one drunk driver tried to drive home at the same time in the same car they would surely crash and not make it home.

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what did the girl say when she lost her shoe where is my shoe

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

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Q: Why did the Jew have to go to a concentration camp? A: Because he was Jewish

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Yo mamma so poor she got a job.

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What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

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What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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