A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, horse, we don't serve your kind here." The horse turns around and walks out. 10 minutes later, the horse returns. "Hey horse," says the bartender, "I said we don't serve your kind here!" The horse turns around and walks out. 10 minutes later, the horse returns. "Hey horse, are you deaf? I said we don't serve your kind here!" The horse turns around and walks out, knocking over a stool with his tail.

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A man walks into a bar after a hard day of work, and he meets this girl and they really kick it off, so the girl says, "lets go somewhere more, private" and they both go to a more secluded bar that has less decibels of noise.

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There were two mufins in an oven. They did not say anything because muffins are incapable of speech.

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speacking of cheese... steve jobs died

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What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

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A blind man walks into a library.

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Me: f*** off Asshole: YOU'RE MOM! Me: -is dead.

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George Washington delivered a short speech to his troops before they crossed the delaware river. Here it is: "Get in the boat."

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Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

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Why did the girl drop her cookie? She had no arms.

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What's red and bad for youur teeth? A brick.

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Why did the black man jump high? He was on a pogo stick

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A) The color of their hair.

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What is the difference between a painting and Jesus? It only takes one nail to put up a painting

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How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

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You have 37 candy bars and you give your friend 12. What is the square route of the sun? Yes

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Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I was asking you...

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What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

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a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

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Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

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What's the difference between being hungry and being horny? Where you put the cucumber

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Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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