why did the baby start crying? because he was very hungry and hadn't been feed all day

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Whats the difference between a nigro and a nigro... They are both BLACK!

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Jerry Rice is walking down the streets of San Francisco when all of a sudden he hears sirens coming from the next street down. He hurries down the road to see what's happening and sees a huge fire engulfing a 10 story building. And on the top floor, a lady is leaning out the window shouting to the firemen below. FIREMAN: Come on, lady, jump. We have the tarp here, we'll be able to catch you. LADY: No....I can't. My baby, my baby is up here. FIREMAN: Throw the baby down, we'll catch him. LADY: No, you'll miss. I can't leave my baby. Jerry sees this and steps forward. "Hey, I think I can help. Let me have the bullhorn." JERRY: Hey lady, I'm Jerry Rice, the wide receiver for the San Francisco 49er's. I'm the best wide receiver in the game, throw your baby down and I'll catch him, this is what I do for a living. Being a 49er fan herself, the lady recognizes Jerry and throws her baby down to him. Just as she throws it though, a huge gust of wind comes and takes the baby and starts to blow him off course. Jerry sees this and takes off after the baby. He hurdles the line closing off the area, fights through the crowd, dodges a couple of fire fighters, jumps over the car, and dives forward, just making a fingertip catch of the baby. The crowd around him goes wild and starts cheering his amazing catch. So Jerry jumps to his feet, raises his finger into the air, does a two step and then spikes the baby. If you have any dead baby jokes that are not here, I want to hear from you. Email me your dead baby jokes at skitzopathik@hotmail.com and I'll add them to this page.

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I hate it when people dont finish there sen

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Q:How do you get better at boxing? A:Get a bigger package Daniel W. Schnurr

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What did Han Solo say to Chewy before they got in the Millennium Falcon? Chewy, get in the ship.

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a black guy board a plane. Who gets kicked off first? The jew for his unruly behavior towards the flight attendant.

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What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person? Nagger

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A man walks into his room with a DVD and a box of kleenex. The DVD is a wedding video of his now dead wife.

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Nah really, I start giggling like a dork whenever weird porn or whatever shows up on my computer, its just too weird. Fine ill use my glasses then, thanks for the comment by the way, I was really regretful for sending you that pic, but then again I did not have contacts then, nor did I want to photoshop anything.

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Why was the Asian terrible at driving? He was drunk.

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What did the retarded handicap say to the bully who called him the biggest retard in the world? "atleast I didn't make SOPA"

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Burrinbar Smells like incest anal sex!

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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How did the man die? He was killed alive.

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Roses are red My parents are dead I am Batman.

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When life gives you cancer, make cancer-aids.

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What's a dead baby look like? I don't know, I don't fap with my eyes open.

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I'll have a chocolate milkshake, hold the onions.

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Inbreeding is really funny if you think about...

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A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar mans asks ''so, what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk.

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What did John name his dog? Doggy

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When life gives you lemons You've got some lemons.

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What do you call a midget driving a train? A conductor

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