Knock knock! Who's there? Girl Scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

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I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

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Whats blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint.

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I was going to tell a joke about your mom's vagina, but that's overused.

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What did one fat chick say to the other fat chick? Who cares, they're fat.

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Q) What do you get when you cross a brown chicken with a brown cow? A) An abomination

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Q: What did the farmer say when his tractor broke down? A: oh noo my tractor broke down.

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Why did the old lady talk to a tree? She had Alzheimer's and was going to die.

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Why did the giraffe fall over? Because I shot it with a bowling ball cannon,

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A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: If I knew I wouldn't be asking you.

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Misner is a twat.

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AAAnd that did not totally send a rush of sweet endorphin's up my spine, I think myself of as really really blunt, I value individualism rather than complete assimilation, I think that, if people want to hear my opinion, they ask me, and if they want to hear what they want to hear, they can ask... Pff, anybody else. I end up insulting a lot of people literally asking for it, but moments like these make it all worth it. I am also extremely superstitious, the catchphra states "Grain of salt" so I wont take your comment completely... I am just screwing around...

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Jack and Jill went up the hill. It was in the middle of winter and they froze to death.

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What did the cat say to the dog before chasing each other You have a nice looking ass

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Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

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why did John fall off his bike I don't know I was not there it was a rumor at school

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Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

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Why does tundes food suck? Because he is from Africa and the cuisine is different

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What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

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Why was the uneducated black guy raped? To make this joke more risky and therefore funnier.

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What did Al gore say after he sold his TV Station to Arab Oil Money? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. CHA-CHING!

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What's the best sound in the world? Children screaming

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yo mama is so hairy she has afros on her nipples

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You know what topping goes bad with ice cream? Chloroform

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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