- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you rube out a circle? don't draw one

Jesus, Buddha and Mohamed walked into a bar and say: "There is as much validity in this fiction as in our collective works.

How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs, lying outside of your house? An ambulance, he's clearly in trouble.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

What's brown and seven feet tall? A door

How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

whats worse that being raped by a giant squirrel? being raped by two giant squirrels.

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it lands on its back.

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

Once upon a time there was a magical duck in a magical kingdom. Nothing interesting ever happened to it and it was eaten by a magical fox.

Q. whats worse then eating a slice of cheese? A. Finding out your mom has a penis

If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

What did Helen Keller say when she was hit by a bus? . : ; : . : . :

whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

roses are red... violets are blue ..... Cancer

If the joke below mine says something about a mom its from adam he sucks ...

what are you your not a human? are you an other?

i stole a monkey from a man in a yellow hat his name is george now his name is i hate you

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun, Get in the van.

Q: Whats worst then losing your wallet? A: Giving birth to a dead baby.

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