What is a holocaust victim's favorite food? Nothing.

Why did the kid get on the bus. Because he had to go home

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? All of them.

knock knock go away

like most people my age. im 27

Next Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Sexual assault.

What do you call a two headed platypus? Go ask him, I'm sure he has a name.

Why cant Sally ride her bike? Because she has ceribal pausly

Knock Knock... Who's there? JUST LET ME IN!

Why do black people like Black Friday? They can get fairly expensive appliances for a very reasonable price.

Someone just commented on my joke! ... oh wait it was myself

why did the clown go to the graveyard? because he was dead

Why do the man leave his tv on? He was murdered while he was watching tv

Why did the... Timmy, your mother and I are both tired.

Don't tease the fat kids. They have enough on their plates.

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I ain't got a Ferrari in my car.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Jews are human beings. Pizza is a type of food.

Knock Knock! Who's there? The police, your father just died in a boat accident.

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

Two black guys walk into a bar the bartender says get out

What happens when you get hit in the face? You get hurt.

Anti Joke

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