- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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“It doesn’t take a lot to turn me on” – William Deane

Why was the black man drowning? His boat sank.

A man is boarding a plane. The attendant asks if he has a passport. The man says no, and leaves.

I don't get it

Are you kidding? If you can slow down time when stressed, then that means that your perception of time is, well... Oh relative, but still wow! What about now though? Can you do it? And for curiosity`s sake, what if you jumped off a roof? Would the stress make it all really slow?

I saw 2 jews talking. I threw in a penny and watched them fight to the death. I did the same with 2 catholic preasts exept I threw in a baby boy

alert("Hello");

Your mother is so fat that when she goes to the movies, she usually orders popcorn and maybe a drink.

a girl had just gotten dumped by her boyfriend over a text message. she got very sad and became suicidal

A baby seal walks into a club.

What's the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts? Beer nuts are $1.50 and deer nuts are under a buck.

Knock knock ... Guess they aren't home.

what did the anorexic girl eat today? nothing..

whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

What did the depressed teenage fat kid do to resolve his issues? Commited suicide.

on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

A man walked into a bar. He got a concussion and couldn't see strait for days.

how do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

(waving left hand) Why doesn't Queen Elizabeth wave with this hand? Why? Because this is my hand.

what did the homeless kid get for christmas? nothing he probably doesn't know what christmas is

What did the penguin do in the desert? Die.

Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

Why did the boy lick the window? He had Down's syndrome

A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

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