- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did billy fall on the sidewalk? he got stabbed

What did one tampon say to another? Nothing they were both stuck up.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? This is no time to make insensative jokes you dick, Billy's on a hospital bed.

Why did the boy fail the test? He had down syndrome.

A duck walks into a bar "Can I have some brandy, please" says the duck The bartender then proceeds to make millions because he was the first to discover a talking duck

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench can support a family

Q: What did the duck say to the bartender? A: Nothing considering that ducks cannot speak

Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. ;)

Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

how do you piss off a dyslexic? give him a crossword puzzle

Roses are red, violetsvare blue, I have aids, so do you

3 brothers Mohammed, Ahmed and Saahad were on the 09:25 flight from Tehran to New York. They each only carried a rucksack each and a one way ticket. They are Syrian refugees and their parents are dead.

What did the frog say when he heard his family was dead? "ribbit"

There was an Englishman a Welshman and a Scotsman, all of whom were nationals of the United Kingdom.

What do you a badass who not a badass. Grant Lousbury.

What's worse then one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse then two bee stings? The Holocaust . What worse then the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

I got on a bus, and immediately found that sitting on a bus is boring. I will never climb on top of a bus again.

I'm an old man with Alzheimer's. Ok I'm going to tell you a little story. Well i was walking down the road bout 36 sum odd years ago and the next thing i knew i was........... Hmmm.... i wonder whats in the fridge...

Why was Mary mucky? Because she was dragged to a field and raped

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