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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the teenager who was raped and murdered? Who knows? They never found the body.

What do you call a black guy that has a big white coat, an assortment of knives and a couple of women working for him? A doctor

What do you call a man with a knife in his back? An ambulance

A bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "Can I have... ...a beer." The bartender asks, "What's with the large pause?" To which the bear replies, "I have... ...a speech impediment."

An Arabic Muslim is on a plane. He's flying to Chicago.

Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

What do you call a woman when you're inside her? Mom.

What do you call it when a black man and a Mexican open up a fast-food restaurant together? A joint venture.

Why does Miley Cyrus make sex tapes It's the only acting job she can get

Modern math questions: If I have 9 apples and you have 12 ice cubes, his many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

Whats the difference between 2 white men? They both have different jobs and one is racist orange peel.

How did the marines cross the minefield safely at night? Under a full moon

What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

do u like chicken ? ....no good...cuz its for black people.

A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

Why did the baby cry? Because he fell off a refrigerator.

Why was the man shot in the head twice? He wasn't because he died after the first and it is nearly impossible to survive a gunshot to the head.

Why does life hand you lemons? Because it sucks enough, so it wants you to have some.

Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

How many Jews do you have to kill in order to make a museum? 6 Million.

Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

1 out of 4 questions. How do you get a girrafe in a fridge? Open it, put the girrafe in, and close it.

Did you hear about the guy who got his whole left side cut off? Now he is dead..

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