a bunch of guys did cocain for the first time. they later died from a drug over dose.

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Guess what?..... I once saw a black man who had a job that wasnt on work release........

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? Because they're not free.

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What do you call a fish without gills? Dead

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Bob: Say this word that I spell out. Jane: Ok Bob: N.I.N.A. Jane: Um...Nina? Bob: Correct. Now try N.I.N.O. Jane: Nino like el nino Bob: Good. How about N.I.N.E. Jane: Ninny? Bob: Hahaha wrong

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knock knock whose there? penis penis who? penis want vagina

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In a stranded island, a plane crashes. Only one man survives. He asks himself "Where do I bury everybody else?" The others proceed to look at him strangely. He was the only surviving male.

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HEY.... HEY YOU..... YEA YOU! IM TALKING TO YOU!!! yolo

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I agree

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Q: A man walked into a bar and said, "Ouch!" Why? A: The man walked into a METAL bar.

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So you have been really stressed lately huh?

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Why did the pig jump over the farmer? Because he's a stupid idiot.

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What did the doctor say to the person who is suffering from obesity? Run fatass Run

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Which is funnier: a sack of coal or a sack of old clothes? Neither is particularly funny.

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What do two zebras look like next to each other? Two zebras

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What word starts with "f" and ends with "uck"? Firetruck!

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What do you get a when you cross a chocolate bar and some haribo? A disease complex characterized by persistent hyperglycemia caused by insufficient insulin production or resistance to the metabolic action of insulin. Diabetes mellitus (DM) is generally classified as insulin-dependent (IDDM, type I), non-insulin-dependent (NIDDM, type II), or secondary diabetes mellitus

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Knock Knock! Who's there? My arm! My arm who? My arm is everywhere!

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What starts with the letter P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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a dog jumping up and catching a frisbi

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Voldemort's nose is so flat, that it looks like he doesn't have a nose.

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A muslim man with a long beard and wearing a turban and robe boards an aircraft with a large suitcase. The plane later arrives at its destination a few minutes past the estimated arrival time due to bad weather.

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The Minnesota Vikings won a game.

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