An insane individual walks into a bank and asks for $500. The teller refuses since he doesn't have an account, so the individual pulls out a gun and asks the teller again. The teller presses the silent panic button, causing the cops to show up and arrest the gunman, but not before he manages to shoot the teller and the small child standing next two counters over.

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Why did the man think inside of the box? Because he was inside of the box.

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Chinese men having large penis.

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A forty-year-old man forces a young child to strip down and take a shower. The child screams and cries, but the man persists angily. He then carries the child into his bed. The child pleads, "Help! Mom, make him stop!" The mother yells back, "Just listen to him. He's your father and it's past your bedtime." This is a common night-time routine for parents with their first child

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Why did the two black men break into a bank with guns? It was being robbed by a white man and they were police officers.

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What do you get when you write your own anti-joke? Herpes.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

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Have you ever seen what Stevie Wonder looks like without his sunglasses? Neither have I.

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What do you call a black Decepticon? Niggatron. What Pokemon is black? Niggachu. What lives in the sewers, eats pizza and is black? Teenage Mutant Nigga Turtles. What is Disney's most racist children's book? Winnie the Pooh and Nigger Too.

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Q. How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A. That obviously depends on the size of the bathtub and each individual infant.

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What is the name of Steven Hawkins condom.... Anti virus

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What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

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What the librarian say to the man? Hi, can I help you?

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Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

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Where would it be hard to find handicapped parking? At the paralympics.

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Why did the black man cry? He was grieving the death of his brother C.D

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I love animals . But the ASPCA soon put a stop to that .

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When my brother was hanging at YOUR cross, he asked "daddy" "Oh father why!" Then lightning struck and the weather went to fuck. Moral: WHAT KIND OF RESPONSE IS THAT YOU PIECE OF SHIT!?

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What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

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What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's the Mortgage company. You haven't payed your loans. The man loses his house and becomes homeless.

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whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

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What's worse then falling off a buliding? Falling of a higher building.

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