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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

A man walks into a bar an orders a few pints. He then goes home and brutally rapes his wife and chains his staring kids to a fencepost in the backyard along with their deceased dog named Spot.

Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? A gameboy

How do you get Helen Keller to keep a secret? You politely ask her not to tell anyone.

Obese penguin. It died of a heart attack.

What did john say to dave when his grandfather died ?

how do you save a baby from drowning? Take your foot off the back of its head.

what has one ear, one leg, one eye, one arm, and is Jewish half a Jew

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have 2 legs

A guy went to a girl asked if she wanted to have sex with him. She said yes and they promptly had sex.

Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry Show me your tits

Why did Susie fall off the swing?? ShE had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there? Not Susie

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What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

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the man walk in to the shop and brought a pet nothing

(Knocks on Helen Keller's door) You: Knock knock Helen:....

Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

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