Yo Mama's so fat Everyone is very concerned for her Health.

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Jim has five apples. He gives two apples to Joe. What is left? Fruit

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The optimist sees the glass as half full. The pessimist sees the glass as half empty. The average American sees a half-finished glass of water that is not flavored and is therefore is not worth any reasonable person's time.

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What dithe blackman say to the white man ???? Nothin! They both committed suicide.

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What happens when an antijoke and a joke comes together? Unicorns mate with Neil Patrick Harris

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Oh, go away

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Weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee

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How do you make an onion cry? Kill the chef.

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why wont our kids have time to socialize? because theyll all be too busy trying to find a solution for global warming.

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How do you make lady gaga cry? Give her bad romance haven't you heard this joke before......DUMBASS

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A gay man,a black woman,a seven year old child,a liberal,an atheist and an asian walk into a building. A hijacked plane flies into the tower they were in and kills them all on a cold September morning.

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dont be afraid of lard squeezing cause really its just me teasing

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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Q: What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's Jewish.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

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a black guy walks into a black bar

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Your momma's so fat, that her doctor recommends that she exercises regularly and sticks to a healthier diet that includes foods with nutritional value.

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What happened when the black man and the white woman mated? Nothing. The man was infertile.

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Q: Where is the One Piece? A: My girlfriend is wearing it.

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Knock Knock Whos There? I'p I'p who? HAHAHAHA

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A man walks into a bar and pulls out a tiny piano and a 12 inch pianist, which is really just his member with a smiley face drawn on it. Somebody calls the police muttering, "What is this world coming to?"

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How many spots does a giraffe have? Depends on the giraffe.

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What's the difference between cat and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer. The other is a watermelon.

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A lady in a bank was asked by the clerk to round the sum she wanted to raise from her account. She rounded it several times, but the clerk continued to insist that the sum needs to be rounded. She left the bank confused, with a coupon consisting of completely rounded sum of 691, 88$. Next day she returned with a coupon with a rounded sum of 690,88$. The clerk asked again the lady to round the sum. The lady started helplessly to cry and said she had rounded is already with a harp, and couldn't make it round anymore, she even removed the sharp 1 from the sum.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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