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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? hit him in the head with an axe

Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

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Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

lets go to the beach beach lets go get away story of josh browns life

-Knock Knock? -Who's There? -David Baxter. -David Baxter Who? -Wha- What? What do you mean "David Baxter who?" We were best friends in high school. YOU WERE THE BEST MAN AT MY WEDDING!! David Baxter proceeds to cry, as he doesn't know of his dear friend's Alzheimer's disease

What did the raisin say to the toaster? Nothing. The raisin lacks a central nervous system, and the toaster is an inanimate object.

You know you're dyslexic when life gives you melons.

What happens when metal and ice collide together? The Titanic

Q: Why couldn't Billy breathe? A: Because when the truck ran over him his lungs were crushed.

Knock knock whos there? Jake jake who? jake from state farm, and i'd like to tell you about our insurance company

What did the boy say when be landed in the bottom of the well, nothing he was dead.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar, they manage to have a delightful evening, despite their religious differences.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, because they have turned to alcoholism because there is no God. GO COMMUNISM, BOO AMERICA.

why was the woman crying? her son killed 5 people.

why girl die cancer

How did the mouse die It was eaten by a cat How did the cat die It jumped into the bathtub and drowned

Your momma's so fat, she's at risk of a number of cardio-vascular problems, including high blood pressure, leading to heart disease, stroke, type II diabetes, and a premature death. She also has an elevated risk of contracting cancer.

What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

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