What's worse than finding out that your dog has worms? Finding out that you have worms.

Why did the cook put rubber bands in the spaghetti Because he was an asshole

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

What do they call Chinese food in China? Food

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

Why is Skrillex so bad a fishing? He has Parkinson's Disease

how did the farmer die? his dog shot him

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

Did you hear the one about the bus driver? Me neither

hey hey apple

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

why did haris die...............................................his hair blond? .. u

what has 52 teeth and holds back a monster? my zipper

An Irishman, a Zimbabwean and a South African walk into a bar... oh wait, it's just the English cricket team.

Andoni was here

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A duplicate joke on anti-joke.com in an attempt to get thumbs up. Sad, sad people...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

what falls from the sky, is white, and can kill you a refrigerator

A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

Gretta has five legs? -no

How many owls can you fit in a bath tub?

How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17

Whats gay, has a nice ass, and can such a mad dick? Everyone at LNS, including me, Glenn. Just kidding I like bitches.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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