- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

What could be happier than a fat guy eating 20 pies? The guy he bought it from!

Roses are red. Violets are grey. People hate me. Mongoose.

[] [] Those are eyes These are teeth

whats fat and sits on a toilet? a fat guy sitting on the toilet

Why did Obama cross the road? Oh, wait, he didn't make it.

-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

a camel walks into a bar. it is kicked out because camels are not supposed to be in bars, there camels.

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing it had his tongue

I was just thinking of how much i laughed at the challenger launch.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, As you can tell...a lot of blood has been spilt today.

What's worse then biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your apple and finding two worms.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Argon walks into a bar. The bartender yells, "Get the hell out!" Argon doesn't react.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I've got a shotgun, Give me the money.

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

A: Doctor doctor help me! B: Sorry, I'm not actually a doctor, stop calling me that!

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

Why did the man think he was hungry? Answer: Because his brain told that he needed to Eat or he was going to be really hungry. Made by eli

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