- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Since when is it any of your business? Cant we live in a world where chickens can cross the road freely without having there motives questioned?

what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse replies "my wife died yesterday." the next day the bartender wakes up and realises that it didn't happen and that he is a drunk asshole with no life.

How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

A drunk guy walks into a car

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

teacher: what is your name? student: some people call me attractive (mx)

what is black and white and red all over? a group of people of mixed races playing paintball.

Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

An alligator walks into a bar. The bar tender calls animal control and calmly escorts everyone out the back door.

What do you call an amazing person Good

Why did Michael Jackson become white? He thought he saw a ghost.

Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

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