- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the blind dyslexic boy find his way out of the cornfield? -He drew backwords numbers and letters in the dirt

What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

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A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Why did the boy get teased? Because his name was spelt wrong (k)urtis

What's the difference between a park bench and a hobo? The park bench can support a family

What did the Asian dad say to his son when he got an A- in math? Good job son.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

What did Osama bin Laden say when he heard loud gunshots outside his millitary compound? A: We'll never find out

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

Q: what do you call a much green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

HOW MANY CRACK-HEADS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB? NONE, THERE AIN'T NO ELECTRICITY IN THE CRACKHOUSE!!!

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You can't, because there aint any.

how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

How many pancakes does it take to lift up a dog house? Silly goose, alligators can't fly!

What do a raven and a writing desk have in common? I have no idea.

How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

When life hands you melons it means you're dyslexic.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

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