It's April Fools Day... APRIL FOOLS!!!

Q: Where do you go when its cold? A: A corner because its 90 degrees.

What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

Jims family is having a picnic. Jim goes and gets his food. shortly after he drops his food. Jim is really sad and goes and gets more food. Jim is black

Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

a man jumps of a cliff and ..... hits the ground

knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

*see an orphan* Knock knock Whos there Not you parents ...

What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

what do you call a pie in a roll a roll and pie

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

Why do monkeys fly with their wings? Because Elephants tend to run out of battery.

Iif your reading this ur gay

Q: Hey, ask me if I'm a tree. ".. Are you a tree?" A: No.

A: Can I get a tall white Russian. B: No. A: Why not? B: Because this is a Barnes and Nobles. However, we do have a Starbucks, and I can offer you a venti caramel iced coffee"

why did the girl cry while watching starwars? She was being raped

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

Matthew Wyckoff

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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