Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

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I AM FAGNETO! MASTER OF FAGNET! WELCOME TO FÅG! DIE X-FÅGGOT! XD Okay Fagneto`s roll me out of here, I am done with the super important last message to uh... You? No wait that sounds wrong, stop laughing you korean piece of... Seriously sorry I am drugged, you guys put enough valium in me to kill a cow, so please roll me out... I used to have a lot of korean friend you know, but then I killed them for being korea... seriously my fingers magically type shit when I am done, please roll me out of here, and fill that... Kundalini express? Is it me or did this get even more fagneto... Get me out of here now now now no

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who is smarter than a human? a nerd

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Angus is so Scottish he wears a kilt when it is socially appropriate.

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What do you call a dead blond in a coset? Last years hide and seek winner.

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cchina is communist the USA isnt WHY?

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What do you call a doctor without a head? Deceased

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What do you call a smart phone that doesn't want to work? The first conscious phone ever

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There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

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yo mama so stupid i'm fairly certain she has a learning disability.

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What did the black man do after the white guy told a racist joke? Laugh

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A hobo said to another hobo "Im homeless"

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What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

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An Irishman, a Jew, an Asian, and a Priest all walk into a bar This is an example of a well-balanced community

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Go away nothing to see here,. I said go away

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FIONN'S ECONOMICS GRADE

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

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why was the girl raped? she left the kitchen.

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how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

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Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

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What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

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yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

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Anti Joke

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