- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

The once was a man from Nantucket, Who gave up on his life and said "damn this!" Then he won lots of money, His future looked bright and sunshiny Until one day he suddenly died

Why didn't jimmy get to eat his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

here's a joke... the american education society

roses are red violets are red? trees are red!? who the hell cut themselves?

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.

What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance.

Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

A chicken crossed the road. It was run over before reaching the other side. by fast asleep

Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

what did the african man have for breakfast? Ebola cereal.

when placing the bolt in the side of the metal rememb............ shit wrong book ........................................................................

There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

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