- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

An elephant walked into a bar. By bar I mean jungle. Elephants aren't capable of walking into a bar.

why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

Stop reading these anti-jokes and go study for your externals!

What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

Why was the Africanan boy hungry? Because food is hard to come by in Africa.

Why couldn't the bunny hop? Because it lost both it's legs

I'm so hungry I could eat a horse and chase the jockey.

Why is Blake dumb? He was in algebra one as a freshman. And his nickname is angry Blake

What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

Knock Knock Who is there? Orange Orange who? Orange-Banana

Your momma's so fat, she has just been diagnosed with Chronic renal failure.

Me: What's the difference between a zebra and a slice of cheese? You: I don't know Me: Me neither

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"

Two peanuts were walking down the road. One was assaulted because they were walking in Detroit.

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

Q: My hands are queefing vaginas A: Milk isn't wearing underwears

HAHAH MY WORD IS HAPPY CLAPPY

What do you get when you mix a elephant and a rhino? A nasty tasting smoothie.

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

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