- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man cry and scream? It's anybody's guess. He was having a rough day.

How do you get a one-armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder.

My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

Jay Z: a guy eats a gluten free pickle flavored cupcake, what happened? Will ferell: no one knows what it means! It's provocative!!

Q) What is black, white, and red all over? A) A zebra that just became the kill of a hungry carnivore

What did the man say when he put his genitals in a blender? Argggghhh!

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

Why doesnt the chicken wear any pants? His pecker is on his head

A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

What did one Dentist say to the other? You are fat.

Katniss: Don't worry Prim, your not getting picked for the reaping this year! Effie: First Tribute, Primrose Everden! Katniss: Oh sh*t.

What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

Q: Did you hear that Hollywood actress got stabbed last night? A: Really? Which one? Q: Reese.. um wither.. withersomething A: Witherspoon? Q: Yes. Her. She's in a critical condition.

Women's Rights

What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the rest of te people in his car.

A Jew walked into Germany. He never walked back out.

E M I L Y L Y N C H B I L L I E J E A N L A R K I N YEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

This week only, 2 for 1 misdemeanor shop lifting arrest. How can I do it? Because I can.

Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

Sigh... I gotta go to night class studies okay?

A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

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