HAHAH MY WORD IS HAPPY CLAPPY

What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

Q:what does your face and this site have in common? A:both are poorly constructed

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

hey i just met you and this is crazy i have alzheimers hey i just met you

Why did the boat sink I shot a missile at it

Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

How do you make a person cry? You bury them alive.

Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

Roses are red, and many other colors too.

What's the difference between heaven and hell? Hell likes you more.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

What happened to the boat that sank? Everyone on it died

A woman gets into the front seat of a car and starts driving.

You're so sweet I have diabetes

Q: why did the chicken cross the road A: you are adopted

Why couldn't the farmer drive his tractor He had no arms why didn't he have arms Because he was a potato

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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