How do you know a black man's been in your backyard? If you throw a barbecue and your friends of African-American descent decide to bring cold cuts.

how many dumbasses does it take to make a kushagra

Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

What's worse than cutting yourself? Deadly tornadeos.

why do muslims always turn to their left? Because they don't have their rights.

How many Jews can you fit in an oven? None, it's illegal.

A man walks into a bar. He drinks.

Yo momma so old some said act ur age and she dies

What is my name? I dont know

Why did Hitler Commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed by the fact he had lost World War II.

Q: How many different Pokèmon are there? A: Pokèmon aren't real.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Bill Walters from across the street. How are we talking through a door?

Whats fleash color fleash color and fleashcolor? a naked hobo rolling down a hill

Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

What did the dog say to its owner? well as you can see it is physically impossible for a dog to speak english or any other langueges such as french, spanish or chinese.

There is a really funny joke which can only be seen by smart people, it goes as such:

Roses are red. They also have thorns. Their family is Rosaceae and they are often given as gifts between lovers. They grow in well drained and fertile soils...

Little kid asks his mom: "Why do zombies eat people?" His mom says: "Becasue honey, your MEAT"

What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

So Nero, seriously, don't be mean, call me, I am going to bed now, nighty nite.

1: Knock, knock 2: Go away!

Your mama is so white she helped pay for your education because she wants you to have the best opportunities in life.

A dog walks into a bar, the dog is assisting his blind owner

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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