- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the only non-racist animal? The mexican panda. Why? It's black, white, hispanic, and asian.

Want to hear a joke? No.

whats sad about a bus full of blacks driving over a cliff? the driver was white

Yo mamma so fat, she's on a diet and is losing weight at a good, steady rate.

what is white on top and black on bottom Society What is black on top and white on bottom Rape

What's the hardest part of rollerblading? Telling your dad you're gay.

What did the Jamacian say to his friends? Yo me Rastas' on de cloud shroud atta boy 9PM we rizzle into da hitasses bar and we order us da drink of "grandpa's cough medicince" me tinks, who grees wid my view od oftaday Rastas?

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

I was just thinking in something I swear ... I am still Just, wait, i'll be good

Hitler walks up to a little girl at a concentration camp: - How old are you? - I'm turning 7 tomorrow! - Nope.

why did the black man cross the road? to get away from the racists

Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it Biting into a baby and finding a worm in it

Why is Michael Jackson bad at chess ? Because he is dead.

What's funnier than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How ma......

You do realize that in my home dimension of earth, I am just lying in the sun, typing on the goddamn laptop right? I mean are you retarded OR SOMETHING? I AM THE GODDAMN MORAL MAN! Moral: Honestly though, If I where like running around shouting this, I... Would begin to get slightly worried...

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's dad owned a shot gun.

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