Q: Where do you go when its cold? A: A corner because its 90 degrees.

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What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

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whats worse than a baby impaled on your lawn... the universe being consumed by a giant albino ape with over sized testicles

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What do you tell your dad if he constantly gripes about his balls? He's got testicular cancer and he's going to die a horrible painful death.

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Justin Port#$ falls out of a tree. What happens? he breaks his neck and unfortually dies a long painful death.

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70% of heroin addicts die at some point in their life.

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two guys r talking and the one said *i swear to god* and the other one said *u swear what to god what the hell r u talking about i dont even know u*

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what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

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Three men walk into a bar, one ducks and two fall down. What happened? They walked into a metal bar, like a sideways flagpole!

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*insert corny "a man walks into a bar" joke here*

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Why did the Jewish population diminish in the '40s? Showers and Ovens

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Why are some people so barbaric? Because some people are German.

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What did the crazy asian man say just before he died? He didn't say anything- he was in an 18 month long coma due to a brain stem stroke. He left behind a wife, a 3 year old daughter and a newborn son.

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Why did god create planet earth? He isn't real.

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Why did the black guy drink the kool aid? Because there was a glass of kool aid next to him and he was thirsty.

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What did one cow say to the other cow? Nothing. Cows do not possess the ability to speak.

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Friend's are like penguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

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who sells coke and ruins lives? Vagina Parker

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How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

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knock knock. Whos there? YELLOW PEOPLE

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once upon a time a guy thought he wrote an original anti joke but it wasnt

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Just because you do not see the joke, it does`t mean its not here... Ps: It helps us get hookers and beers while wasting your "valuable time" OMG PLEASE BE FUCKING UNDERSTANDING OHMYLAWD!!!!!!!!! Ps: Cry harder you greedy sons of shedogs

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How can you tell your not italian? You aint no Guito!

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Who's Micheal Jackson?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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