- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Cheetahs run at an alarmingly fast rate for short periods of time. Until I shoot them with harpoons.

What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

What did the comedian say when he fell off the cliff? Nothing; dead beings are incapable of performing actions.

what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

How do you call a gay that is playing poker with friends You say "call" and place the right amount of fiches on the table, at that moment you are still in the race to win the pot.

On the dora show when they asked where the Monster was why did the arrow point left instead of right?? Because it was scared

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

Q: What's worse than a black guy with a gun? A: the holocaust

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

Why didn't the mexican have a job? because he was working on his masters degree

Whats long, hard, and makes a girl excited? A penis.

What do you do with a baby with a broken jaw? Deepthroat.

Three penguins sitting in a tub. The first penguin says to the third penguin, "Hey would you pass the soap?" The penguin in the middle says, "What do you think I am a typewriter?"

Why did the blonde stare at the juice carton? Because a man was pointing a shotgun at her and would kill her if she didn't do it.

Women's rights

Nothing. He made it home safely.

A praying mantis is very graceful

why did CJ cry?he just ate a pie full of meat from his favorite animal.Pig

When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

Man 1: Not to be gay or anything, but I really like your shirt, it looks nice on you. Man 2: Not to be gay or anything, but I like men.

a one fingered leper was sitting one day on the beach playing cards. When a stranger asked to play,hide and go seak. well the oner finger leper licked his invisible finger and said "which ways the winds blowing pete. .-poot-

a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

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