- Anti Joke

What did Elmer Fudd say when Bugs Bunny got away again? "Oh, dat dawn wabbit, I'ww get it some day".

Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

Your mom is so old she died

So an alien walks into a bar......... and everyone runs away secreaming because theres an alien in the bar.

Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

what does lady gaga have that some people dont have? a penis.

How many babies can you fit in an oven? Depends how hungry you are.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? It depends on their painting skills.

A bar walks into a man... Wait, that's impossible.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

Why didnt Jimmy go to school on Thursday? Jimmy is a vegetarian!

Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His mother was a prostitute.

knock knock Goodbye

Did you hear about the Mexican boy scout that helped that old lady cross the border.

What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.