- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

A dyslexic man walked into a bra

Why the FFUUU did you go back? Because I broke something huur.

Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dead cat.

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? TOO FUCKING MANY

Get up Look in the mirror

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

two men are in a bathroom (note they are not in the same stall) the guy on the left says how are you and the guy on the right says hold on im pooping.

Roses are red violets are blue I fucked your mom now im about to fuck you to.

What do you do when you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath? Laugh at him

What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

Why couldn't the dwarf mother reach for the top shelf? Her height was at a mini-mum.

Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

Whats black, blue, and red all over? A man who has just been severally beaten.

What do you get when you cross a computer with a whore? A:porn

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

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how do you get an old man to fall? tip over his wheelchair

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