- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

knock knock whos there? nobody

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the nazis we have reason to suspect that you are harboring illegal jewish fugitives and would like to check your house if it isn't too much trouble on your part.

What do you call a black priest? "Father" if you are Christian.

What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Columbine Massacre

Aww, I knew you where a sweetheart at the core Nerochan, I mean I look up towards people that don't give a jack about what others think but I am not as good at it as you are. Now can you please spam that away like really quickly now?

I don't believe in giraffes.

99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

Lambos are red Tuxedos are Blue The cat is out of the bag Shit, we're all gonna die in helll

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

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