What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

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How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

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A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

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Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

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How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into another apple and finding the other half

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Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

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Why does Justin Beiber look like a girl? Because he achieved international fame and fortune at a prepubescent age, and has made more money before he turned 18 than most people will in their entire lives.

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A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

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I thought about taking a nice warm shower, but then I realized that the power was out and it would probably be a cold shower.

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if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

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A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

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How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

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How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

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Why did john have to have back surgery He needed his back "screwed" up

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

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how do you crash a party? You dont because that would be rude.

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What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

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Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

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so your snowboarding in the dessert and all four of your tires pop. how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house. the answer is B. 500 squids

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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