- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

^ That's not even funny ^

What's the one good thing about being a paraplegic? Nothing.

Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

So, a Turtle, a Giraffe, and a Hippopotamus walk into Stop-N-Shop. They are quickly excorted out and the Zoo is contacted to take the wild animals. The Manager wonders why they were there in the first place.

Where does Elmo live? In Sesame Street.

What did the kI'd with cancer get for Christmas? A coffin.

Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

why did the magician stop doing magic ? he got hit by a bus and died

What do a blonde and a good beer have in common? They both go down easy.

How are a chicken and a grape similar? They're both round. Except the chicken.

A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

DEATH.

Q: Why is little Timmy living without his parents? A: He is ninety seven years old!

A man ate a lot of ice cream he had double bypass surgery 3 months later

What do you call postman pat without a job? Pat.

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Justin Bieber's voice sounds like Michael J. Fox playing a theramin.

if you can read this you dont' need glasses

Q: Do you know what you can make when you have enough cents? A: Dollars

What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

Once i was walking down the street when i saw a homeless man As i leant to give him money he jumped up and stabbed me. Now i don't approach drunk strangers with hangovers

so today i took a poop. hehe

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