What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

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Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

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TIMMY

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What's difficult and tedious to do? Trying to find a joke with 0 thumbs up/down -Sykes

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A dog walks into a bar. He's a service animal, so this is allowed.

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Basically

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deez nuts

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Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

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Why did the blonde fail her drug test? She's actually never did drugs before but since she didn't show up for appointment, that counts as an automatic fail.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

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What's the difference between a Christian and a Jew? One believes in Jesus, the other doesn't.

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Why did man lay down? His dog ate his genitals.

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How many calories are in a bag of Fritos? 160 calories.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Hey, wanna here a dirty joke? A pig fell in mud.

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There was a man driving his truck down a dark road, half way down the road he see's a man walking alone. He stops beside him, winds down his window and says "Oi mate, need a lift"? The man replies "yeah sure, but can i sleep in the back of the truck"? The driver replies "Yeah sure" later on as the man is sleeping he hears a big bang. "what was that" the man asks. The driver says "Don't worry i just hit a cow, go back to sleep". time goes by and he hears another bang. "W-what was that". "Don't worry i just hit a moose, go back to sleep and ill wake you when we arrive". Few moments latter he hears a tick tick bang. He gets up and yells "What was that"? The driver replies "Dont worry mate i just hit a aboriginal" The man replies "What was those two ticks before that"?. The driver says "I had to drive through two fences to hit the bastard"

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What did the white person say to the black person? Nothing because he was black

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How the hell do you know? What are you Nero? You are completely right! I was going to say I got no blue tie, but then I forgot you often call ribbons for ties... How? Should I be scared? I am not, no wonder you never felt human... I am shocked, I cant think straight I am confused and... Sorry Nero, Goodnight, if nothing else, you are no demon, but rather an angel, sweet dreams love. The solvemedia says the bible, this is freaky, my mind is numb.

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golf is so gay i mean look at what they name the different clubs 3 wood 4 wood 5 wood 6 wood just give it a beat and you got a catchy song

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why was the female student failing out of school? because she made bad choices and never gave school her all.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

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Why shouldn't you go to California? Because there are sharks there, obviously.

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I'm hungry.

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Once Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a guy so hard that he got a large bruise.

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