- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a duck? They are mostly the same, only one leg is shorter.

Why did the chicken go to KFC? Because it was suicidal.

Whats the difference between a man and a cat. There both different species.

Bob: This joke is so hilarious but you must start off by saying knock knock. Tom: okay... Knock knock Bob: who's there? Tom: ...... Bob: well? Tom: I don't know what to say??? Bob: so the joke left ya speechless!

What happened when the black man and the white woman mated? Nothing. The man was infertile.

What did the Christian say to the Muslim. Nothing. He understood his right to have a opinion even if his religion is against it.

Your momma is so fat, her doctor recommended exercising more and eating healthier.

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" the bartender asks. The horse kills everyone in the bar and stampedes the other horses into town.

Q:Why did the kid drop his ice cream A:He was hit by a car

A Nazi walks into a bar. No one really knows he's a Nazi and he doesn't talk about it that much in public, so he chats to some people then leaves after a few beers...

What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

Cyrus: Can you dig it?! Phil: I can feel it calling in the air tonite……..oh lord

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish

Whats the difference between a baby and a bowling ball? I dont have a bowling ball stapled to my tree

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have 2 legs

Why did Kallum come to Getaway? Because he ran out of hats

What did the Brontosaurus say to the Triceratops? Nothing. Neither of them have ever existed.

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya" the man replies: "whisky."

Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

Bill gates walked into a store and farted. It stunk up the entire place and the employees were mad. But it was their fault for not having windows.

Knock Knock, Who's there? The Postman. But I wasn't expecting a parcel. Is it for 37? No, Sorry, its for 35.

knock knock whos there? steve oh hi steve please come in

A guy with a severe attention deficit walks into a bar and... oh, look, the sky is pretty... wait, what was I saying ?

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