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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

What's funnier than 1 dead baby? Anything

Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg. Chickens evolved from their pre-historic ancestors who each laid an egg with a slight genetic mutation until one egg contained what is now classified as the modern chicken.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

Q: What's DNA? A: The National Dyslexic Assosiation.

Q: are you gay? A: maybe

An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

Why did Charlie eat a baked potato? Because he was hungry.

Why did the plane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot

Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

Q: why can't women drive? A: because there is no road between the kitchen and the bedroom

what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

Whats worse than the Holocaust? reading posts on this website that arent antijokes. Seriously poeople... you cant just say something that random than put something tragic. it has to be funny and tragic.

roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

what's white, sits around all day, and sucks on tits? a baby.

WHATS A CRUM AND LIVES IN A SLUM ?? A BOY CALLED KEVIN CRUMMY

A black man, a Mexican man, and a cop are walking in downtown New York. So are tens of thousands of other people, because it is a very large and diverse city.

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

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