- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

Who ya gonna call? ... Whoever you need to talk to at the current time.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

two japanese men walk into a bar. the first japanese man says “i am japanese!” the second japanese man says “i am also japanese!” the bartender then says “well, hey. i’m japanese too”. the bar was in japan.

If at first you dont succeed..... your not chuck norriss

How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

Why did the little and energetic girl fall down? Because I snapped her neck.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

Why did the pedophile cross the road? To molest a child.

Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

If a bunch of midgets do the wave, is it a ripple ?

What's green, covered in cookie crumbs, and lies in a ditch? A Girl Scout that was hit by a car.

A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

After eating dinner, my dad said... "That was really good."

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

What do you get when you cross Justin Bieber with a chicken? Most likely some kind of singing human-chicken monster, although given the little research done on cross-species splicing, this is a highly improbable circumstance.

Eeny meeny miny mo, Catch a tiger by it's toe, If he hollers let him go, Because if you don't he would attack you and go straight for you're neck and you would die a painful death...

Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

Why did Justin Beiber cut his hair It had grown to long

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