why did the little girl fell off the bed? because she saw his father rape her sister after killing his mother years ago, and every time she goes to sleep, she remembers that and the images come back to haunt her

rent a cops

what is the ??? crust^2 + Cool Whip

Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

An Aussie, a Mexican and an Asian walk into a bra. You read that wrong.

What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp.

What's big, brown, and full of crap? A septic tank.

What happened when the Arabic man went through airport security? He was racially profiled and stopped, delaying not only him but the line of people behind him.

Why doesn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it makes him mean.

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? Because he was a heroin addict

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

Why did the computer load on facebook? Thats what you typed in.

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

Charlie Sheen is winning

The FCC

Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

The Israeli asked the Japanese guy to open his eyes The Japanese guy said, I'm not squinting you crazy Jew. You're the one that sold me these cheap glasses.

Why did the black man get shot Cause someone shot him

An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

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