- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black guy buy a jug of grape soda Because he was thirsty

Naturally us at the order of exile, the ones that learn and teach the ways of Nero do not exist. Soon neither will those that speak against us. - Azure Dragon

What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

How do you make someone cry? Shit on them

Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

Why did Suzie fall off the swings? Because she didn't have arms or legs. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

Two men meet at an office. One man says "why the long face?" Then other man says "I just had plastic surgery."

You know what's funny about Fox news? Nothing. Lying to the public isn't funny at all.

What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

How did the marines cross the minefield safely at night? Under a full moon

Why did the mexican wash his car? The car was dirty

Rebecca Black walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve her because she is not yet 21.

So these two girls have a cup .

Why did the poorly educated man get fired from the M&M factory? He changed the M's to W's!

Knock Knock! Who's there? Sex! Sex Who? Sex with me. BOOM!

Yo Momma's so fat......... that she should probably start eating healthy and exercising more regularly or else she may be at risk of developing heart disease or diabetes

Why isnt there a womens NASCAR? Because NASCAR does not yet have the funding to start a women's league.

What is the difference between England and yogurt? One is a Western-European country and the other is a dairy product.

how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

women are like puzzles because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote, puzzles still don't.

A chicken , a dog and a horse walked into a bar. There were going to the vets but were confused.

What do you get when you cross a Dachshund and a Nazi? Bestiality. Ew.

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