What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

Why did the blonde stare at the juice carton? Because a man was pointing a shotgun at her and would kill her if she didn't do it.

What do you say to a fat guy working out congrat him and tell him he's doing a great job and keep up the work

Women's rights

Man 1: Not to be gay or anything, but I really like your shirt, it looks nice on you. Man 2: Not to be gay or anything, but I like men.

A praying mantis is very graceful

a one fingered leper was sitting one day on the beach playing cards. When a stranger asked to play,hide and go seak. well the oner finger leper licked his invisible finger and said "which ways the winds blowing pete. .-poot-

Three penguins sitting in a tub. The first penguin says to the third penguin, "Hey would you pass the soap?" The penguin in the middle says, "What do you think I am a typewriter?"

a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. ;)

How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

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why did CJ cry?he just ate a pie full of meat from his favorite animal.Pig

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

i did a 360 noscope, then i jizzed. from dylan

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and about not being funny.

Sarah Palin's political campaign

Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

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How do you make a plumber cry? I'm sorry but our princess is in another castle.

I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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