- Anti Joke

a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

My zombie busting team: Tank: The Terminator Mechanic: Tony Stark Demolitions: Superman Medic: Gandalf Bait: Justin Bieber

Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

Whats green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A Pool Table. Use your imagination.

Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

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What's gayer than Justin Beiber? The guy getting a blowjob from him! Kelvin Yang.

What would you do if I ripped your face off? Bleed to death.

What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

What do you do when you see a hot girl in your bed

Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Columbine Massacre

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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