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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fireman say to the people in the burning house I'm going to use this water for my sprinkler rather than saving your lives. I might as well use this for something more significan, like my lawn.

What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

What say the mirror if i look in it,? He died

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: To get to your house. A: Knock-knock B: Whose there? A: The chicken!

What's the difference between a bucket of shit and a black guy? -the bucket.

What is red and smells like blue paint? Read paint.

Why did the plane crash? Because the engine wasnt working.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes, how may I help you?

Do they censor Ass? TESTING TESTING ASS ASS ASS

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

I saw a TV show last night. And it was good.

I can't hear you. I have carrots in my ears.

Guys are like a sax. If no sound comes out, you're probably not blowing hard enough.

Rock a by baby, In a tree top When the wind blows The cradle will rock, When the bough breaks The cradle will fall And down will come baby Dying on impact.

Why can't Ray Charles read? Cuz he is blind You illiterate uneducated racist bastard trying to say it was because he was black.

What did the slave say to its master? Nothing meanwhile he and his family had terminal cancer and were worked without pay for 20 years before dying fro, multiple cases of AIDS and infections within thier lungs and mouths.

what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

The movie starts off with Tom Cruz jumping out of a plane. He hits the ground and dies, end of movie. - Cole G.

Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To give to his wife to cut up for his family to have at a picnic

why did michele jackson rape a kid. because he was horny duhhhh!

why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

What was the first thing that went through the mind of the first 9/11 jumper? Thank god I only jumped from the first floor.

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