A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

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Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

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How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

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Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

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What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

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What do you do if you are locked inside a car with a baseball bat? Unlock the car

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Lil Wayne's song 6 foot 7 foot was named after my wewe

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Q: What did the blind boy get for his birthday? A: He doesn't know

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Roses are red Violets are blue Join the bro army! BROFIST! http://www.youtube.com/user/PewDiePie :D

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Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

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Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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What did the Jamacian say to his friends? Yo me Rastas' on de cloud shroud atta boy 9PM we rizzle into da hitasses bar and we order us da drink of "grandpa's cough medicince" me tinks, who grees wid my view od oftaday Rastas?

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why was the boy sad? because his mom just punched his hamburger

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So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

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whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

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How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

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Sex

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Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

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why did the dog chase the cat? because the cat chased the dog first.

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How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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