- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

Q:Wats worse then cutting ur lawn A: diarea on a sunday morning

I Never apologize, I'm sorry, that's just me

Sugar is sweet. Plums are too. Prison rape isn't funny either.

Do you know what killed the cat? Feline AIDS

You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

Did you know: it is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

Jeff

Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

Do you know why I am excited? I don't know I'm asking you.

What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

How do you confuse a blonde? Explain the concept of time travel.

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What did the penguin say to the fisherman? Nothing, they are different animals, and thus, unable to communicate.

Knock knock.

A man watched his city burn. He was traumatized by the loss of his friends and family and went to therapy to recover.

Knock knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Mike Davis from across the street. Come in.

what do you call a white and black girl 69? ying yang

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