Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

Why did the chicken cross the playground? Because he was looking for other chickens because he has no friends and he got bullied when he was in 12th grade. He got picked on because he was sledding down his hill in his backyard and he accidentally scraped one side of his face on ice and started bleeding. The next day his classmates started calling him two face.

Did u think that last joke was funny? Well this one isnt

What did Santa say when he fell down? Ouch

An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

What is worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings.

What's worse than waking up next to an ugly girl? Waking up, sealed in a coffin which is floating on a raft traversing through shark-infested waters. Oh, and the raft is on fire.

That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

What worse than a baby nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

I named my son ps2 controller

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes

Q: What's worse than being stung by a bee A: The Rwandan Genocide

What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

Thats what she said......about the project proposal, it was some really valuable input.

What's black and white and read all over? Half a zebra.

Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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