- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

charlie sheen becomes sober.

why did the kids pull the fire alarm? because there was a fire.

Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock, knock Who's there? Lemon Lemon who? Lemon know if you want me to say apple again

What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

why are the Harold and Kumar movies really funny? the man who wrote obvieusly has a good sense of humor.

Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

What's the difference between a bird and a wheel? They both fly, I lied about the wheel.

To mama's so fat when she went to Dairy Queen she Ordered a blizzard.

Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live on at the bottom.

When life gives you lemons, chuck them at someone's face!

why did the irishman need plastic surgery? because after the bear attack where there used to be a face there is now a gap

Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

Why did the boy not get picked up from soccer? His mom was in a fatal car accident. His dad simply forgot.

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