Not gonna tell you, that was one weird story, I feel like super high right now.

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

if you're jesus and you know it, clap your hands

12/23/2012

knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

Did you hear about the guy who fed his dog his baby? No Oh

Poop

how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

Why did the plane crash? Because he pilot was a loaf of bread

why was the woman in the kitchen? she was being held hostage there by Bob Saget

What's more funny than an anti-joke? A joke.

what are you mike bibby?

We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

I heard that you could burn punds so I found a fat kid and set him on fire

His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

Suicide is never the answer. Unless you ask me what I contemplated after I found out that my family was killed in a horrific traffic accident.

Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My heart skipped a beat, I'm dead.

why did the alien eat the cow? peer pressure

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

Opinions are like assholes. I'm not sure how they are alike, but that seems to be the general consensus.

Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

He was as tall as a 6 foot 3 tree.

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