- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? I don't know what? I don't know, I was asking if you know...

Roses are red grass is green get on th bed and I'll fill you wilpth my cream ;)

Like is like a penis long and easy. But women make it hard

Tom and Ralph are In a verbal scuffle. Tom: your adopted ralf! Ralph: yes! Now I have lesser chance of high blood pressure!

What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

Knock knock. Who's there? Tim. Tim who? Tim Smith.

What did Thomas Jefferson's children call him? Grandpa

What's harder to pick up, a football or an anvil? It doesn't matter when you lost your fingers in 'nam.

What happened to the man who bought his son a birthday gift? He eventually was robbed and shot in the face

An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

why is dog animal? it is not fish! 18 fits of has hair only have is Buddhist

When life gives you lemons, go sell them for crack.

roses are red violets are blue i have five fingers the middle ones for you

What do you call a paralyzed man on a fishing boat? Robert

Why did the football player walk so funny? He went to Penn State!

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know? I'm not a chicken :/

Why did the chicken cross the road? To collect it's AIDS medication.

A young boy is concerned about the well- being of his father, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

What do you call a black man in the south? An example of diverse America

Whats Brown and Sticky A) a stick

What does it mean if you have 5$ and Chuck Norris has 5$? Congrats! You both have five dollars!

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

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