what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

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How do you make a clown happy then sad? You give him pot then shoot him in the foot

A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

kieran is a homosexual

What's big, white, and kills you if it falls out of a tree. A Fridge

Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

- Why the black people smell? - To let even the blind person hate them.

people magazine

Anyone can post anything.

Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

oh hai i'm al gore reduce ur carbon footprint lolz

What does God say when a balck person is person is borned? "Another burnt one"

Relax, anyway I hope its just the not not hypnotic suggestion, it would be really disappointing to to know that you are high on weed, even if it is very relaxing, not that I would know, I tried valium once, it kinda increased that sensation you have tenfold. Anyway, what I meant to say was, would you kindly tell me what size your breasts are? Do you shave down there?

So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

Penis

(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

If you know someone with the last name Schmidt. ALWAYS ask him to take a Schmidt on your chest

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

A sober Irish individual.

How do you get a drummer off your doorstep? Ask politely.

Two fish are in a tank. The first one says, "How the heck do I drive this thing!".

Did you hear about the Asian boy that entered the piano competition? He died yesterday.

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