How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

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Q:what's faster than a black man with you t.v A:his brother with your laptop

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Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

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rent a cops

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Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

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roes are red violets are blue we have nothing in common so baby were through

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A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

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#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

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When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

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My dog barks when someones at the door.

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What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

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Why did the baby crawl onto the road? because a sick bastard put a bottle of milk there knowing that a bus would be going through that route soon.

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What did Dmitri say to all his friends? Nothing he has no friends

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don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

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What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

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Q:Why did the baby cross the road? A: It was stapled to the chicken

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guess what? WHAT? Idk.

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How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

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What's the difference between getting hit by a car and being struck by lightning? Impossible to tell, they are 2 entirely different circumstances with limited certainties.

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ejaculation JLR

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