- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

Yo' mama's so black the dark couldn't even see her.

What's another name for asexual reproduction? Parthenogenesis.

Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

A white man, a black man, and a Mexican board a plane. The white man watches the on-flight film. The black man watches the on-flight film. The Mexican also watches the on-flight film. At the end of a long flight, they leave the plane and go do whatever it is they planned to do at their destination.

Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

How do you make a dead baby float? Two scoops of vanilla ice cream and two scoops of dead baby.

Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

What's the opposite of white? Black. You're racist. You fapped.

a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

God made rivers God made lakes God made you We all make misstakes

What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

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