- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the mexican buy 50 tacos? Because he was taking them to the orphanage where he grew up. Isn't that nice?

I need a way to meet local babes and get ripped in 4 weeks. Shame there aren't any popularly advertised methods of doing that around here...

If you see Chuck Norris you should probably tell him hey for me.

What did the dog say when the tiger bit him? Nothing. Dogs don't talk.

Why did the black man break up with his white girlfriend? Because he didn't love her anymore.

Q: Why Cant The T-Rex Clap? A: No, Its Not Because His arms are to short, Its because he's Dead You Idiot...

Why did the Chinese family eat a dog? Because they were poor and starving refugees.

Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: Cheese.

Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad your whole family isn't dead from a fatal car accident?

T u r n i p s

A man walks into the bar. It was typical day and nothing interesting happened.

what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

A blond is walking down the street when she is suddenly mugged and raped. She reports her attacker but he is never found.

why was the little boy happy? Because he wasn't in the penn state locker room.

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. Imams do not drink alcohol so this joke has a logical flaw.

How do you know a black man's been in your backyard? If you throw a barbecue and your friends of African-American descent decide to bring cold cuts.

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Run, Run, As fast as you can, You can't catch me, I'm in a car.

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A chicken rode into town on a horse named Friday. He was later shot by a dyslexic Russian dinosaur.

What's more dangerous, a big rock or a small one? It doesn't matter. You can blame my mom for having me.

A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

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