- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Man: Knock knock Man 2: who's there Alzheimer's patient: to get to the other side!

How do you stop a black kid from hanging around in your back yard? Hang him in the front yard.

A muslim man with a long beard and wearing a turban and robe boards an aircraft with a large suitcase. The plane later arrives at its destination a few minutes past the estimated arrival time due to bad weather.

A Christian asks god why there is so much pain and grief in the world. God does not exist.

Why does Garrett have a small penis? He is not old enough to buy extenze.

What is faster? A mustang or a corvette? A fighter jet you stupid idiotic piece of crap!

Why did the little boy drop his ice-cream? He was run over by a bus and died instantly.

Well I think that anti jokes are stupid.

This ones for the dudes: Whats worse then having sex with a woman with no penis? Having se with a man

Hickory dickery dock, two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck 1 and the other got away with minor injuries.

what would george washington do if he was alive today? he would scream and scratch his coffiin

Why did Larry fall off his bike? He was hit in the head with a brick...

Q. have you seen Helen Keller house A. niether has she

There was a little boy and a little girl in a bathtub having a bath. Suddenly the little girl looked down at the boy. "Can I touch it?" "No way -- you already broke yours off!"

One time, as a dare, John was forced to eat 5 king size chocolate bars, 3 cakes, 8 Oreo Milkshakes, and 7 packages of Krispy Kreme Donuts. As a result, John has diabetes.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Slavery.

women and girls can really get enjoyment out of sex. it's not really about controlling the man.

Hi... your father has testicular cancer and he will die in 2 months....

What do you call cheese that you don't own? Cheese.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? The Mexican blind cave tetra (Astyanax mexicanus).

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms Why couldnt he get up? He had no legs What did the boy get for Christmas? Cancer What did the boy get for Easter? A funeral Knock, knock Who's there? Not the boy.

Why did little Jimmy fall off his bike? Because I threw a fridge at him.

Three Jews walked into a bar. I lied... it was a gas chamber.

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

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