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Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

Yo Mama just died.

If you were a booger, I'd pick you and then wash my hands directly after because boogers are gross

*see an orphan* Knock knock Whos there Not you parents ...

What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? An ambulance.

Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

What did the teenage girl get for just sweet 16? An abortion

Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him and got better.

Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

A Muslim on a plane yells out "Hijack!" Jack replies with "Hello" and the two engage in a casual conversation for the duration of the flight.

Why was the black man in school detention? For sleeping in and showing up late accidently

whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

mitchell palmer sucks

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

Male leadership.

Mahmy

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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