- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is green and can hurt your eyes? I don't know, but its definitely not a laser pointer.

Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

A white man applies for a job two weeks later he finds out he lost the job to a hardworking Mexican who went to college and payed his debts

What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

Q: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SKINNY PERSON AND A JESSE? Answer: THE SKINNY PERSON IS VERY LEAN AND THE FAT PERSON IS VERY JELL-OUS

How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

a father listens to his son while he was on the computer. he heard "BABBY BABBY OHHHHH" and busted in He was releaved to find him masterbating to porn because he thought it was Justin Beiber

What did The Black man have for breakfast? Bran Flakes.

Man: Am i going to be alright? Doctor: No, you're going to die.

A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? The pilot. You racist.

How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The Holocaust

What do chicken and babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

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Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

Why did the girl scream? She was being raped.

Your momma is so ugly... Yeah, yeah, yeah my momma's ugly, but guess what, at least I'm not an orphan asshole.

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Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- (commits suicide)

Why do you call a person who spits in your cheeseburger? A mean person

what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

How many Terry Pratchetts does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

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