So a horse walks into a barn.

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how do you drowned a blonde? put ankle weights on her and throw her in a river.

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Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

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There were once three brothers who were traveling along a lonely, winding road at twilight. In time, the brothers reached a river too deep to wade through and too dangerous to swim across. However, these brothers were learned in the magical arts, and so they simply waved their wands and made a bridge appear across the treacherous water. They were halfway across it when they found their path blocked by a hooded figure. This hooded figure then proceeded to step out of the shadows and mug them, all three of them were brutally murdered. This is why you stay away from hooded figures when you are being talked about in a story being told in third person.

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A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

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You wanna know something that doesn't exist? Grandma's.........that haven't given BLOW JOBS!

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A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

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Eight hours? Sigh, leave it to me then! We both know you are a sweetheart behind that thick skull of yours, I mean why would you ask if it bothers me then?

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your mum

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What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

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Q)A man and a women are hiking on a mountain trail. A bear appears. What do they do? A) Die.

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A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

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What do you call a fake noodle An impasta

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Knock knock ... Knock knock ... Little did the man knocking at the door know that the kid was told not to answer the door when he was home alone, so the kid was hiding

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don't do anything i wouldn't do first

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Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

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whats worse than finding a joke in a cracker? finding an anti joke in a cracker.

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

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It is true that Trump will make America great again.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

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