- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

Boy it's sure cold out today. Die

An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

Three blind mice. See how they run. Into things.

Whi can't John sleep? Because he is dead!

You know what's funnier than 24? 25

The Big Band Theory

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

Hitler walks into a temple..... Oh wait he died

A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

Two little boys are talking to each other: - My dad's dick is soo biig! - Eh, my dad's dick is small but it still hurts...

Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

"My CiOCK is bigger!" "No! My CiOCK is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger DiICK.

Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

How do you make a baby stop crying? You throw it out the window.

Why was the Chinese man so sad? He's Asian.

roses are red violets are blue i killed your family

What did the man say to the jew? How are jew?

Haikus are good poems, They don't always make sense though, I saw a squirrel.

Do you know what's the sexiest thing in the world? Sex.

Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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