- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you get an old man to fall? tip over his wheelchair

Knock Knock. Who's There? I have cancer.

Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

your mama's so fat... that's it

why did the man hop everywhere? He only had one leg

Why did the weiner dog that punctured Doris' bladder get carried away during an oral sex session? Because the dog had a terribly troubled childhood which led to a faliure to adequately function in adulthood

The boy asks his dad if he can make him a sandwitch The dad reply's " no thats your moms job"

Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

so i was on anti joke and i read a joke, it made me laugh.

your face

Why did the blonde walk into the men's restroom? Because the blonde was a man who needed to expel his feculent waste.

What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

Why was the 7 year old girl crying? Because its hard to laugh during gang rape.

knock knock who's there Bob oh hi, come in

A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

Where did Wendy decide to work for her part time job? TACO BELL

whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

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