- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

A Jew man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala.

What's the difference between Batman and a black guy? One is a guy that dresses up like a bat and fights crime and the other is just a mild-mannered person.

an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

why did nick leave school? bECAUSE HE WAS RETARDED

Jersey Shore.

A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

A man walked into a bar....he's OK.

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS

Girlfriend: OMG! what could be worst than you cheating on me? Holocaust

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

roses are blue, violets are red. I am color blind

How many blondes does it take to finish a math test? 1 if she isn't copying.

A: go away. B: No i won't A: Shutup B: Yes i will not go away A: again, shutup B: I left A: Thank you B: Your welcom A: Thank you for saying your welcome B: Thank you for saying thank you that i'm welcome A: Thank you for saying thank you for saying that I thank you that you're welcome.

What did Lois say to Peter? Who cares... Family Guy is a stupid show.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Erm Wait why would a chicken be on the side walk in the first place?

A dead guy walks into a grave.

Today I went to the grocery store. I purchased milk, eggs, orange juice, and my favorite breakfast cereal for $18.73. I subsequently got into my sedan and drove home.

Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: Cheese.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

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