What did the black man do when KFC got his order wrong? He gave his receipt to the cashier and kindly asked for the correct meal.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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George Washington, a priest, a nazi and a jew are on a plane that's going to crash. There is only one parachute. George Washington says "For my country" and jumps off without a parachute. The priest says "For God" and jumps off without a parachute. The nazi says "For Hitler" and pushes the jew off and takes the parachute.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why could the red heading boy sing higher notes than the blonde headed boy? He was castrated at birth.

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

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What do you call a black woman working at a bar? A Bartender. What do you call an asian woman working at a bar? A Bartender.

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Albino African Americans

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

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What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

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In Soviet Russia, blonde is smart

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what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

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How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

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What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

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What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

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What did the orphan kids get for Christmas? Cancer.

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A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

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When life gives you lemons, Life isn't actually a person so saying that would be irrelevant

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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pudding

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A man walks into a bar a bartender says, 'why the long face'? the man says 'I just walked into a bar'!!!

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A blind fish.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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