- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar the bartender looks at the man and says "Hey son you wanna make one hundred bucks?" the man looks at the bartender and says "Im not your son."

I'm pretty sure you can't throw a fridge...

A black, Kenyan man enters a race. He comes in second to last as he didn't practice as much as the other contestants.

Helen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it "NUuhHUhhuUUUuhhhuuuuumph!"

What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

George Bush=Bush Dick Cheny=Dick Colin Powell=Colon Condoleezza Rice=Rice One of these doesn't belong here.

what happened to the little girl when she crossed the line she was shot. shes mexican

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

Why are Asian people bad drivers? Coincidental cases of blurred vision.

why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

What happens when you take a break from reality? Nothing, it's impossible, unless you live in a virtual world.

What do you call a dog that acts like a cat, likes to pretend he's human, and whose name is "Moose"? A dog. His personality traits have no effect on the changing of his species.

What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

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