Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

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Kindness is like peeing in your pants, Everyone can see the results, but only You can feel the warmth

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why did bob marley die because he did also he smoked weed he was naughty!

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If I could Rearrange the alphabet, i would put U and Q together.

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Two men walk into a bar. An hour later another man sees them knocked out on the ground. Q: What Happened A: They walked into a BAR.

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A man walks into the bar. It was typical day and nothing interesting happened.

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Knock knock Who's there? You're You're who? YOU'RE MOM IN MY BED!!! (i know it sucks)

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What do you call a cow painted in red a cat ( PS : i lied about the cow + the paint ! )

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Why did the cop shoot his 4 year old son? Because the little bitch ate his leftovers

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knock knock who's there? john john who? john opens his mouth only to be gunned down by a terrorist attack

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how do you kill a blonde with a pistol Put the clip in and shoot her

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Whats the difference between a duck? Both legs are of the same length. Especially the left one.

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What did the nun eat for breakfast? Baseballs.

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have alzheimers, cheese on toast.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from a Black family reunion.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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What is exceptionally dangerous? Shaving while taking a bath, because the risk of electrocution is extremely high.

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What do you call a black man driving an airplane? A pilot.

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your mommas so stupid she has trouble doing things an average person would manage easily

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jsahgfvdjfhgdehv? oiyduhgfdushy

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A man was walking through the woods when he comes across a little girl crying by a lake. "What is the matter little girl?" he asked. "My cat fell in the lake ... and it couldn't swim ... so my father jumped in as well and drowned too," she cried," Sad, the man sighed, pulled down his pants and said, "Well I guess today's just not your day,"

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

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Whats worse than getting in an arrow in the side of your neck Finding out there is a gas bill tied to it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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