- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

What did the man say when he had sex for the first time "So how come I'm the one with the vagina"?

There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

The other day a male African American approached me in a less than reputable neighborhood after dark and inquired as to whether or not I had a dollar which I could spare. I politely told him I didn't and apologized. He forgave me and we went our seperate ways.

What happens if a guy is gay? You call him Verl.

How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

I touch my sons dick XoXo Wendy.

I don't have ADHD I just- Hey look a squirrel!

When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

Why did the toddler fall in the pool? He was irresponsibly left unattended outside and tripped on the edge of the pool. He died within two minutes and his parents were blamed for his death.

A can walks into a bar...HAHAHAHA JK LOL thats not possible! What was I thinking? Silly me! -David Bruggen

What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a bad chicken and it burned in hell.

What do family members and a loaf of bread have in common? If you smash them with a hammer they die.

There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

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