Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

my gramma died

Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

On a scale of 1 to 10, 6 being the highest how confused are you?

why did the chicken cross the road? there was chicken food on the other side

There were 2 strawberries sitting in a bathtub One strawberry said "Hey can you please pass the soap? The other strawberry replies "WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM A TYPEWRITER??"

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

My mom always said that jumping in a pile of leaves was fun! That was before a 20 foot long iguana bit her head off...

The holocaust

The biggest lie ever. "I do" -Kim Kardashian

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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