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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

Why can't Hellen Keller play the piano? She's dead.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

Why did the man drop one dozen long stem roses? Because he was hit by a taxi cab

Why did Mary fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there. Not Mary!!

Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

Why was Jimmy so bad at jumping rope? His father's car ran over an IED back in 2009. Jimmy had lost his legs in a tragic explosion.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

What did the black man say to the white man when the white man was drunk and naked on the roof dancing? Quit fucking around Brad and get off my roof or I'm calling the police because this is the third time this month.

Roses are red Violets are red Jimmy is red Sally is red Susie is red Jimmy is red Billy is red Carl is red Jose is red Jerry is red Ferdinand is red Everyone is red Because they all just got shot In the head And now they're dead

Hi, how are you doing? Good, yourself? Fine, thanks. Have a nice day. You too, bye.

A man walks to a bar and sees a very hot blonde sitting across the room. Turns out it was actually a blonde man and they both had a wonderful night because they were both homosexual.

knock knock whose there? banana? banana who? im sorry but you have to go to the doctor now.......

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm locked in someone's basement, Please help me.

What did the man say before he got stabbed? What are you going to do, stab me?

I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

Whats worse than Lindsey Lohans vagina? Nothing.

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