- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

A man rode into town on friday and left on friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a week

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

My dog barks when someones at the door.

And the girl said: "I'll be ready in 2 hours!"

What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

Why did the puppy get shot? It lived in Detroit.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You were probably expecting a poem or something but no this is just a gardening fact

What's the easiest way to make new friends? With Play-Doh.

What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

What do you get when you cross a squirrel and a horse? Each animal has a different number of genetic faults therefore such a process would be impossible.

whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

How do you get a black guy to stop hanging around in your front yard? Hang him in the back yard.

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

Did you know that many scientists will find out what happens after death within your lifetime? But not their lifetime...

A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

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Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

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