- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a park. He gets abducted and raped by flying asparagus.

A clown attends a childs birthday party. He molests 4 children and kills the others. Then leaves.

A black man walks down a high street and sees a white woman approaching. He bids her good day and they carry on their respective journeys. He then turns around and follows the white woman and rapes her in a dark alleyway, because as we all know, all black men are rapists.

If a blonde and a brunette fell off a cliff who would reach the ground first? The blonde because she was fatter.

You Scream, I Scream, The cops come, It's awkward

Bacon makes everything delicious, yes? And coffee makes everything exciting, yes? Put the two together and you get a caffeinated porky roller coaster in your mouth.

Why did Rihanna sing "to the left, to the left"? Because people usually sing in songs

How do you say the weekend in French? The weekend in French.

We can consider a wind turbine as a great ventilator that produces heat.

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

The WNBA is on the cooking channel

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette have a contest to see who can get the most likes on their profile pictures. They are all attention-whores.

Weebles wobble, but paralyzed kids fall down.

why did the chicken cross the road? to form the basis of an extremly popular jokewhich would grace the schoolyards around the world for centurys to come!

how do you prevent a chicken from contracting aids?? you make him a little chicken condom.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

Exercise Ex - Er - Cise Ex - Ar - Size.. Eggs Are Sides For bacon.. BACON

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm gonna f*ck you with a rake.

Burrinbar Smells like incest anal sex!

If the blue man lives in the blue house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The blue man. He has made a good living with a high salary and has enough money to afford two houses.

So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

what did the african say after he got beat by the cops? wow i really shouldn't have sliced that mans head off.

What did the raped girl get for Christmas? Pregnant.

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