- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jew walks into a wall with a boner. He breaks his nose.

What's a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

A guy says a joke. It was not funny

Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A bug in your nut.

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

How many baby's does it take to paint a wall Depends on how hard you throw them

your mamma so fat... she went to hell.

a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

There's an Irishman, a homo-sexual, and a Jew standing at a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community!

What has four legs, but cannot walk? A giraffe with polio.

What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

I thought we where okay, you seemed so nice and calm before, are you okay? What happened?

Q: What do you get when you cross a cactus and a platypus? A: I was wondering the same thing.

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Why was 2 afraid of 81? Because seven eight nine.

New Name for Jersey Shore: American Whorer Story

Q: How many Jews can u fit in a bathtub? A: Well it depends if you use their ashes.

What do you call it when a blonde jumps off the Empire State Building without a parachute? Suicide.

I fantasize about having sex with a moose

Three men walked into a bar. Despite the fact that the bar was not an oblong piece of solid material as many would assume, the men entered through the tavern door simultaneously and found it most uncomfortable and awkward to be squished up against each other for several moments.

Why don't elephants smoke? Because they would be afraid of the fire, and they are much more adversely affected by recreational drugs than humans are.

what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

Taxes are like prostitutes. The higher your salary, the more you pay.

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