- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats's the similarities between an apple and a cat? They both have legs except for the apple.

What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Kindly reject the offer and give it back to life.

What is similar between a horse and a zebra? - If you chopped of there heads, they would die.

Every time you log on to a porn site, somewhere a panda cub explodes. BOYCOTT PORNOGRAPHY. SAVE THE PANDAS.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

What happens when you turn 70? You have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it. What happens when you turn 71? You still have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it.

Good job, son.

Stop reading these anti-jokes and go study for your externals!

Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

This episode featuring an all new nonspeaking character, who never goes on screen.

Why couldn't the black man swim? He has no legs.

What's the difference between a cat and a banana? One is a cat, the other is a banana.

Your mom is so fat, that your gonna get a brother soon.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

what did the black guy ge for christmas? a speeding ticket

It was a beautiful day. Face.

L's I's that took Viagra.

whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm Scizophrenic And so am I.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

And so the Lord said unto John "Come forth and receive eternal life," but John came fifth, and won a toaster instead.

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