- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

Why did the boy cry? Because he was a crybaby

Huh? Whats wrong? Why are you mad at me for? Its my name, it has always been so.

When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

Whats funnier than 1 dead baby? 2 Dead babies

My mind is like full of holes so I cannot remember where I am anymore, and I am tired in addition, but say, what the hell is a tussle? Sounds cute, but what is that?

A snail buys a car from a dealership, and then asks the manager if he could paint a large S on the side of the car. The manager agrees, and the snail drives away. From the parking lot, the manager sees the car go straight on to the highway and get hit by a truck. Unfortunately, snails cannot drive.

How did the hillbilly fix his PC? He brought it to Wal-Mart and got a diagnostics from an expert then installed anti virus software.

Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

what is the difference between Rick Perry and Lindsay Lohan? it only takes Lindsay 4 1/2 hours to finish a sentance.

Last year my wife ran away with my best friend. I really miss him.

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yo mama so fat she had to eat healthy food and exercise daily

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven drove two planes into the world trade center.

why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

I'm so full I could stop eating.

what did Shivank say to Ricky? "you suck dick" HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

what is behind your butt? DEEZ NUTS

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