- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A pony goes to the doctor saying his throat hurts, the doctor sais "oh I know, your a little hoarse". The pony replies, no I'm not ass-hole I have strep throat.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Finding an apple in your worm !!! ... Wait, what ?

what is chuck norris's favorite food? lasagna.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Astyanax mexicanus, a subspecies of Mexican tetra that lives in a subterranean habitat and as such has structurally degenerate eyes that have atrophied over the course of evolution.

You're walking down a street and you see a man struggling to open a door, what do you do? Whatever you feel like doing.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Me, your friend George! You don't remember me! Oh. Sorry. I'm kidding. I'm a robber.

What did a Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know, I don't speak Chinese.

Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

a man checks his brand new cellphone to see if he has a text message... He has cancer

What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin sons? Nothing, his wife had an abortion.

two elephants in a bathtub Elephant 1: pass me the soap Elephant 2: no, radio!

Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

People who find just saying 69 is the funniest thing ever.

Little johnny raised his hand one day in class and asked if he could use the restroom. The teacher said he had to say the abc's first. Johnny successfully recited the abc's and then proceeded to use the restroom.

Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

God is real.

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

What are three things an average teenager cannot live without? Oxygen, Food, and Water. Duh.

yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

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