How did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

why did the chicken cross the road? to touch the goats beard

But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

A ginger kid, a blonde kid and a brunette jump off a 50 foot building... All of them die apart from all of them because luckily there was a swimming pool at the bottom

Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What happens when you light a truck full of babies on fire and drive it off a cliff filled with lava and set off explosives when they land? The babies die. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

a man walks into a bad part of town he is shot 13 times and dies.

why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

“When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!”

Why are all women bad drivers? All of them aren't.

what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

your mum

A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

Anti Joke

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