Why couldn't Helen Keller Drive? Because she was a woman.

Why did the man Jump of a bridge? Because he got sick of his life and he wanted to die.

Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

Why does Renee suck at tetris Because she has cancer.

save me from the nothing ive become

Someone with a lame joke: What's black and white and red all over? Smart person who decides to mess with him: Nothing, if it is red all over how can it be black and white???????

Q. What happened to the dog when he was kick in the privates? A. Nothing he was neutered a year ago.

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he has a frog stapled to his forehead

Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

Why did the cops beat up rodney king? Resisting arrest.

knock knock. Whos there? YELLOW PEOPLE

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

"Never trust what the internet says." - Abraham Lincoln

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

what did the robot say to the centipede? "Stop being a centipede!" It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

Who do u talk to when everyone is ignoring you? Nobody will talk to you so what's the point?

What's worse then a missed call from your dad? A missed call from your mom.

Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

What dithe blackman say to the white man ???? Nothin! They both committed suicide.

Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

what goes in hard and comes out soft? bubblegum, what were you thinking?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was shot.

Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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