What happens when a super saiyan eats a fully grown pineapple? hehe xd

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Listen Nero, you are the only one I suspect right now, how do you know all of this? Why should I believe you?!

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What do you call a black guy who flys a plane? A pilot.

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Guess what?..... I once saw a black man who had a job that wasnt on work release........

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Yolo Pierre because of Etzio tickle shits faggatron and individual nut join forces to become the shit suckers

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if you want to see somthing funny, throw a small child imbertween two catholic priests!

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What's blue paint and smells like red paint? Paints

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Roses are red, Violets are violet They are not blue You stupid twat

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A whole 'nother.

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Two gophers are in a tank One of them says how the heck do you drive this thing?

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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So a guy walks into the doctors and say "Doctor it hurts when i poke my knee like this" the doctor says "Let me see your hand" the doctor squeezes the patients finger and the patient says "ow!" the doctor says "now poke you knee again" the patient pokes his knee and says "it still hurts" so the doctor comes to a conclusion and says " you dont have a broken kneecap you have a broken finger, stupid, now get out and leave me alone!"

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This will be the least popular anti-joke. Dislike this joke.

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Of course, you have always found more joy in seeing others happy, that pursuing your own happiness.

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the only people that will miss whitney huston are her drug dealer and possibly bobby brown

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three black teenagers went to the cinema to watch twilight

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Why couldn't little Jimmy play catch with his dad? Because he was an orphan.

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Did you hear about the guy who had his head chopped off? He's dead.

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What did the chubby, dirty, hobo get for Christmas? Cancer

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Why did the kid poop his pants? He was a baby

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What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or word combinations that begin with "F" and end in "uck," such as fat duck, so you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

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What word starts with "f" and ends with "uck"? Firetruck!

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A man walks into a bar and takes a seat at the bar stool. He then proceeds to look over and said a man in a suit and tie open up the window , jumps, and begins to float in mid air. In amazement he approaches the man. He says " That's amazing! How do you do that?" The man in the suit and tie replies "Drink this liquid and you will be able to fly." The man with excitement quickly rushes to the window, opens it, and suddenly falls to his death. The bartender says to the man with the suit and tie " Superman, you're a real dick when your drunk."

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