- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big penis.

Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

Why did the blonde lose her job as a teacher? Because she was in a sudden and violent car crash in which she died a slow agonizing death.

There was an english man, and irishman and an pakistani sitting in a bar. What a wonderful example of racial & cultural differences bing put to one side while they are socialising in a friendly environment.

What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench can support a family

How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

Why did the boy fall asleep in class? He was tired.

Christanity One Womans Excuse of Not Having an Affair Got Totaly Out of Hand

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

So a guy walked into the doctors and said, "It hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor said, "Well don't poke your leg like that."

Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

Sometimes i like to paint myself red and then curl up into a ball and pretend i'm a tomato.

Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootise pop? No, seriously, does anyone know?

Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

What do you call a man who kills others for his own amusement? A psychologist

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