- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i like turtles

Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

What did the mother say when the train hit her? Bad train! We don't hit!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

roses are red , violets are blue i love bernard he loves me too if you take him from my place i'll smash my fist in your face.

yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

How do you make a baby stop crying for the rest of its life? Shoot it in the face.

What is duke oxtoby? legend.

One dog says to the other "I love going for walks!" A women over-hears, screams "A Talking Dog!", and calls the police. The dog is put down and dissected for scientific research.

Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

What do you call a cat with no ears? Anything you fucking well like. Cats can't understand speech.

why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

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