Where would you find a dog with one leg? Possibly in a vet's surgery, or in an animal rescue home or being cared for by a loving owner.

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what has four legs but cant walk? a dog after anal

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a corvette? I didn't get 20 years for owning a corvette.

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im passing this on from a friend: 2 blondes walk into a building, you think one woulda saw it,

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A farmer hears a knock at the door on a rainy night. He opens the door and welcomes an attractive young man in. The farmer gets his budding teenage daughter to fetch the man a towel. He dries himself off, thanks them both, and goes to bed. He's gone before anyone else wakes up and leaves a fifty on the table.

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Why was the Jew sad Because it was Christmas.

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Why did the mexican immigrant have no friends? He lacked social skills and was unfamiliar with American mannerism's.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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What did the Asian say after he had a nightmare? Nothing his nightmare was actually reality and a dishwasher fell on him and killed him.

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How did the black man manage to get that 42 inch TV? He had been working a lot of overtime at work to try and treat his wife and kids.

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Whats worse then a worm in your apple...... some of these jokes

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Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

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What is white, red, and all in your girlfriend? red and white blood cells

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

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so a huge calculator walks into a bar, and a man steps out from behind it, and wipes his forehead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a Jewish girl that lay on the other side.

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Dude, that's not banana ice cream...

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You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

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What do a blonde and a good beer have in common? They both go down easy.

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How did Helen Keller’s parents punish her? By grounding her.

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Why was Jesus Christ white? Because it would be a lot better if I had more confidence in myself...

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My mom says to me are you gay and i say are you gay (What did i just do)

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Jimmy wanted a bike for Christmas He got cancer instead.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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