- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

How do you make a plumer cry? Kill his family

Your mama's so fat, that she died of diabetes

How do you cure cancer? do i look like NASA?

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Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

Two clowns are walking down the street The first says, "Whats better sunshine or rainbows?" The second says nothing, then casually picks up a brick and beats the other clown to death.

How do Chinese people name their kids? They could look up a baby-names book, consult their family history, or make one up

Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

Why did the black man eat the fried chicken? He was hungry

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

"My, what big teeth you have!" exclaimed Little Red Riding Hood. "Because I'm a wolf," explained the wolf. "And I dress in women's clothing because it makes me happier."

Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they train hard and practice daily.

What is the worst joke ever? This one.

What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

Q: Whats the difference between a table and a Mexican? A: You tell me.

what is the diference between my left tit and my right tit .... my right one was cut off because of breast cancer

Boy, is it hot this summer! How hot is it?! So hot that many people have died as a result!... Drink plenty of water.

How do you identify a Chinese tank? They smash their own people.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Life's like a box of chocolates it's shit if you have diabetes

Why did my ex-husband get fired from the m&m factory? He was throwing away all the W's.

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