- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

why couldn't three people walk? they were a part of the human centipede.

What did the Icelandic man say to the Norwegian man? Vishtok yerder poten hash vil narsh varden.

Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

So one time there was this woman learning...

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

What did the cow say when he saw his family get murdered? Moo.

What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there. Just kidding because today brought terminal cancer.

A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

Small Penis.

Calling your penis a chose because it's small and fat.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Does it really matter?

A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

What did the shark say to the boat captain? So do you prefer cards or pool?

Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally weighed 500 lbs and it was a bamboo tree.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

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