What did the jew do to his waiter? He explained how he had provided excellent service and left a very generous tip to applaud his efforts.

What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

What advice did the cat give to the man? Nothing because it's a cat.

Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

Your name is Fired, your Boss comes up to you and says "Your Fired" You say "I know my name." Your boss gets mad and throws you in a chimney

There was a joke, one sentance, and no punchline.

Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock eater What's purple and eats rocks? It hasn't been discovered by science yet...

What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

Where did Jimmy go during the bombing? An underground shelter where he would be kept from harm.

Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

There once was this guy and he fell down

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Roses are red.

What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

Women's Rights..

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

What's the difference between a ferrari and a penis? I don't have a stash of ferraris in my garage.

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Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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