What do u call a cripple Biv

Why did Obama cross the road? Oh, wait, he didn't make it.

Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

I am a dwarf and im digging a hole... lol jokes dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

What did the black do when a man robbed his house? He called 911

That moment when the worst part of the movie, is when your pregnant wife pees on the couch.....

Q. What's rare, horny, and a myth towards most guys who have never seen one? A. A Unicorn.

A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

What's white, black and can't fly? Nothing important.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. The chicken was run over by a truck before he could get to the other side

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

Guess whats in my hand. Can you guess? A gun. Bam bam, you're dead. Haha

What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? A friendly individual who cares nothing about racial differences and instead judges people based on character.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Oh wait! i don't care!

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

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