- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

Why do people carry around spoons? Because they like to do them

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profits evenly.

Yo Mama's so fat when she fell out of the tree she hit the ground very, very hard.

What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

Why did the black guy punch the white guy? They were both professional boxers.

what did one elephant say to the other one? nothing silly elepehants dont talk

I saw a shooting star. It shot me.

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he's working out.

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