- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So this guy walks into a bar and– Nevermind it's really not that funny.

Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

I went to the opticians to get my eyes checked. The optician said "you need glasses".

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take away his glass of water.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

Is that a gun? Or are you forcing your boner into my back? Or is it something completely different that shares the physical characteristics of guns and boners?

Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

How to trick hundreds or religious people to drink cyanide? You establish a religious community in which you establish a ritual of drinking Kool-Aid once a day and one day switch the Kool-Aid with cyanide.

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What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Presents.

Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

A fat guy!

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

Dumbledore dies.

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

Two fish were lying on a bank. One said "I can't breath." The other one was dead.

Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

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