What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

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Why couldn't Stephen Hawking run a marathon? He was struck by a very serious disease, otherwise known as refrigerator to the face, at the age of 5.

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What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

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What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

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Where does the Queen of England live? England.

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A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

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WHAT DO U CALL GINGERS GABRIELLA

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If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

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what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

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A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

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roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme others don't.

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Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blind duck walks under a coffee table. Luckily, it was shorter that the table, walked underneath, and continued unharmed. Then it was eaten by a cat it couldn't see.

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You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

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Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

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"Knock knock..." "come in"

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My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

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What is the biggest lie of 2011? "I do"- Kim kardashian

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Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

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What happens to an elephant when it rains? It gets wet.

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

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You are the most beautiful person in the world.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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