- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

What did the man say to his wife. Hi

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A co-pilot

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie!

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

why did the chicken cross the road? to try and stop the rapist from sodomizing his young child but his atempts were futile as the rapist shot him and used his blood as lubricant when he skull-raped his dying wife

roses are red violets are blue i killed your family

A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

What do you call a chicken? You say bawk bawk bawk bawk cockadoodledoo

What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

Why did the man turn up at his friend's funeral dressed as Mickey Mouse? Because it would have been disrespectful not to attend.

What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

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