What do you call a horse standing alone in an empty field? Tesco's own Beef Lasagne.

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Knock knock Who's there The police The police who? Ma'am your son is dead

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Why was Mary mucky? Because she was dragged to a field and raped

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How did the hairless cat brush its hair? It could not, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs, making it near impossible to do such a thing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go home and beat his wife

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How do you get a girl to pay for food? You Rape Her

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No Ok

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How can you tell if a duck is quaking? Hear it

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why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

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What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

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A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

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OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

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Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

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I walk the path less taken. Moral: Everything in life is a moral, as far as I care immorality does not exist, everything goes, I AM MORAL MAN!! He`s the MORAL MAN IIS HEE A MORAAL OR IS HEE... (you know Ozzy) AND NOW THAT YOU ARE DOMINATED you can go back to your fun, or reply, again, but you see, at this point I am already elswhere, so if you reply, you lose your control of your nasal coughanalcough nerve endings, and the potency of course.

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why did the black man sit in the back of the bus? becouse all the seat where taken in the front

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What's your blood type? Red.

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Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

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Q: Why did the black man fall off of the cliff? A: He was the victim of a hate crime and his body had to be dumped somewhere

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Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

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Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw 'em.

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Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

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:y do people talk? ;idk :oh then nevermind

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What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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