- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

This sentance contains three errers

what goes boo a sock

Why did the boy fall out of his seat? He was being strangled with a piano wire.

What do you do to vegetables to make them taste good? Nothing. They are still people, and they can't speak up for themselves.

A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one turns to the second, and says nothing, because muffins can't talk. They then both die because the temperature in the oven was 370 degrees.

Why did Batman brush his teeth? So he wouldn't get bat breath

What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

AND THE GAME BEGINS ANEW!

I said no! Its not funny... Maybe a little but stop it, I am having trouble enough finding out which comments are mine as it is.

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You can't, because there aint any.

why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

Roses are red Violets are fine I'll be the 6 You be the 9

Stephen Hawkins walks into a bar...

A dog run after a squirrel. the pursuit didn't last long the squirrel climb a tree.

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid all try out for the basketball team. Which one makes the team? All of them, because they are all very good.

What was 6 affraid of 7? because 7 was black.

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

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