- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do they call it "Unsweetened Tea?" Did they put sugar in it and then take it back out again?

jack and jill went up a hill so jack could lick jills candy but jack got a shock and a mouth full of C O C K cause jill's real name was randy... ... and joe diragi liked it

JAmie stegman loves making love with his sister... he loves inbreeds so much

You know what's funny? A well told joke

how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

Amanda Knox walks home free.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

Why are all women bad drivers? All of them aren't.

why did the black guy die? cancer

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

How do you stop a baby alien from crying? Watch what its mother does to soothe it and then try and copy that.

What did the T-Rex say to the caveman? Nothing. Tyrannosaurus Rex was a prehistoric land animal that roamed the Earth roughly 65 million years before the appearance of man. Making such a conversation impossible.

What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

Have a nice day! Dont tell me what to do.

What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

Jesus: I will return. Hitler: Well I am back... Nazi as in Nazireth Bush: As I said I was elected by Gawd. Me: What? What about me? Seriously why did I put myself here? Id have three bullets with them in a room, and id still shoot you six times.

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

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