A man walks to a bar and sees a very hot blonde sitting across the room. Turns out it was actually a blonde man and they both had a wonderful night because they were both homosexual.

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Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

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What is big, white, and heavy ? A fridge

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How many people does it take to screw a light bulb? One, it's all the sex they can get.

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Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

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yo mammas so fat when she gets cut gravy pours out

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Yo mama so ugly she's ridiculed daily and has frequent suicidal thoughts.

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your mother is such a nice person that most people enjoy her company

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What is red and has no legs? Half a baby.

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why are black people so fast? because there black

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what do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question ................

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What is more disappointed the Lake Disappointment? You

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What is Arnold Schwarzenegger's favorite lollipop? Choppa Chups.

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Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

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What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

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Why did the black man get arrested? He sold cocaine.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? AIDS

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What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

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what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

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A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar and have a friendly argument over their religious beliefs.

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How do you piss off a jew slash his tires

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Why scooby-doo likes cookies? Because he's chub!

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Stevan Hawkings walked into a bar. Ohh shit :/

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Roses are *yanks hair* Violets are *yanks hair* *sobs and yanks hair* I have tricolomania

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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