- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why was the little girl cowering in a closet in a corner. A: Because there was a murderer/rapist in her house with her oarents gone.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Sex! Sex Who? Sex with me. BOOM!

A polar bear and a seal are sitting on an ice floe. The polar bear looks at the seal and says, "RAWRRRRRRRRRGGG" and then kills and eats him.

Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS ROAD?!!! cause he was silly

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

why is cancer a big thing because its bad

What do you call a Mexican on the moon? Quite an unusual circumstance consedering Mexico doesn't currently have a space program. Not only that but Nasa hasen't even had people going to the moon since the 1970s.

Alchohol.

A white man walks into a bar. Then he gets a beer.

What did the white man say to the black man that sneezed? -Bless you.

roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

My wife is going to the Caribbean Jamaica? No, St Lucia

What did the mentally disabled child say to the snowman? Mnnghhhmuhmuhhu ooh ooh ooh!

a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

I've got a great new 'Knock Knock Jock

why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

I like my women how I like my ice-cream Out cold.

TOFFEES HEAD LYING IN THE GRASS

Half empty = half full Therefore Half (empty) = half (full) empty= full Half empty

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