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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call something that dosint exist? nothing.

What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The Holocaust

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How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

Why do i love this website? Because it is funny.

Q: why does the cat go out of the house by the window A: It doesn't the window is closed

Whats small white and has a hole in it? A powdered Donut

What did farmer brown say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

What's brown and sticky? The stuff that comes out of your anus

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

- why did the chicken cross the road? why? - to get to your house. - knock knock. who's there? - the chicken.

If you woke up in the morning feeling like P Diddy, get tested. Immediately.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

why was the boy mad? He had a lot of homework that evening

Roses are red, violets are blue, you have a disease, it's called cancer.

What did the doctor say to the morbidly obese man? "You should get on a diet. It's a surprise you're even alive for so long with such a bad heart" The next day the man dies while eating celery.

Why did Timmy mow the lawn? He didn't particularly like the way it looked Why did Timmy fall down the well? He is retarded and thirsty How did Timmy die? He had stage three lung cancer Why cant Timmy drive a car? He has been dead for three years

What do you call a mormon in a red jumpsuit covered in black spots? Proper terminology for this scenario has not been yet made

Why did the chicken taunt the opposing team? To get to the other side.

A Jewish man, a christian man, and a buddist man walk in bar, They all have to much to drink and are arrested for driving under the influence while trying to get back home.

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