What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

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That's funnier than a zebra climbing the Eiffel tower with Bill Clinton on the 4th night of quanza

What did Reed read? A. Read?

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

Why does life hand you lemons? Because it sucks enough, so it wants you to have some.

What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

your face

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

your momma's so fat that we are all seriously concerned for her health.

Two biscuits were sitting in an oven. One says to the other hows it going, the other says nothing because he knows that biscuits can't talk.

Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

Q: what is the best way to pick up jewish chicks. A: with a pickup line and possibly a gift such as chocolates or flowers

What did the muslim say when he boarded the plane? Where is my seat

When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

salad days!

Why did the cat die? Johnny put in the microwave.

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