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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

A snail buys a car from a dealership, and then asks the manager if he could paint a large S on the side of the car. The manager agrees, and the snail drives away. From the parking lot, the manager sees the car go straight on to the highway and get hit by a truck. Unfortunately, snails cannot drive.

Why do birds fly South in the winter? Warmer, better food sources and therefore greater chance of survival.

What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

Artichoke is a vegetable state induced by swallowing paint

How did Helen Keller burn her hands? On a candle.

what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

whats the difference between a baby and an onion? no one cries when u chop up a baby.

How come Helen Keller couldn't drive? Because cars were not invented back then.

Do u know where the glue is? nope, i just glued my hand to this table, so im no help to u

What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBSSSSSSSS!

why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

Q: What do you call a dog driving a car? A: A dog driving a car.

whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

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