When the boy cried wolf who heard him? Not Helen Keller

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Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

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Your mother is so classy, when I asked her to order at a fast food drive through she decided to park the car a eat inside.

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I was just thinking of how much i laughed at the challenger launch.

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What´s Green and turns Red at your Finger Tips? Frog in a Blender.

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Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? A: Fish don't have vocal cords that allow them to speak in a way discernable by humans, and if they did, it would just sound garbled and bubbly due to their being underwater.

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A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

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the boy fell, because he hit a bump.

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves a large rucksack by the pool table and walks out. The rucksack then explodes and kills 13 people because it is the height of the Troubles and the man is a member of the IRA, who targetted the bar because it is regularly visited by British servicemen. The media extensively cover the story, and the two sides of the conflict in Northern Ireland decide that the bloodshed must stop, which eventually made way to the Good Friday agreement of 1998.

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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How do you make the general public confused? ...

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Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

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Q. What did the mom say to the boy scout? A. He wouldn't be a happy camper.

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Once a man asked a lady working at the supermarket, Can I see your avocados? She kindly walked him over to the rack where they were being held.

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What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

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Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet You have pancreatic cancer

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wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

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How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

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How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

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why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

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how do u make a baby cry? you shouldnt. Stop thinking of ways to make a kid cry... asshole.

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Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

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what's black and can't swim?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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