- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Kelsey run out of eggs? Horses don't have much sperm.

how did the fat man survive the plane crash? he didn't, he died like everyone else.

123 f*ck off

Knock Knock! Who's There! That's right! And now for our next song: "Magic Bus!" One TwoThree Four.....

A black man walked out a window of a 20 story building a detective arives at the scene it was night time and he said wheres the body.

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

69...you know how awkward this is now...

A horse goes to the mall and when he is in the checkout line there is a man at the cash register the man at the cash register says "Why the long face?" and the horse replies "hey buddy, watch it!!!!!!!"

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

What did the baby get for his birthday? An Abortion.

Why was the girl called stupid? She is mentally retarded...

i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

What goes in dry and comes out wet Gum

What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

Poop

Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

What did the pineapple say to the apple? Nothing, neither can speak.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

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