Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

Why was the fat lady on the Medicine ball? Because she was fat!

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, but she had anal hemorrhaging so it really hurt

What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

Why did the computer load on facebook? Thats what you typed in.

What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

How do you get birds to land in your back yard? With a gun.

A: Knock Knock B: Come in A: Come in Who B: Your Mum...

4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

What did the Jewish kid get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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