Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

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How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

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What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

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why did the little girl fell off the bed? because she saw his father rape her sister after killing his mother years ago, and every time she goes to sleep, she remembers that and the images come back to haunt her

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knock knock who's there Bob oh hi, come in

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Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

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I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

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What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

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Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

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Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

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which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

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How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

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Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

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So theres this Jew, right? He got shot to death.

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How do you kill a blond? Shoot her in the face.

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3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

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EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

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OMG FUCKING NERDS WITH NO LIFE CAN READ ABOUT THE POWER OF YOUR Vaginal puss puss color, no but seriously, I kinda prefer unshaven, I mean if I change my opinion I just do it myself or command that you shave yourself while I put it on my cellphone while I jack off to you, making a creampie, yeah because.

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Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

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What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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