- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs skiing? Skip.

Q. Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A. Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

Two little boys are talking to each other: - My dad's dick is soo biig! - Eh, my dad's dick is small but it still hurts...

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

welcome to australia. kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

whats worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree? one baby nailed to ten trees.

If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

Do you know what a zombie smells like? Death

You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

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why was the pen mad at the pencil? it wasnt. objects don't have feelings

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