What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

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What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

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What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

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I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

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what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

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how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

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Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

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A antijoke? The "new and better" Duke Nukem. "Power armor is for poossies! My ego is going to... ARGH! Both my arms are blown away... well Duke Nukem is too awesome! He uses his legs..ARGH MY LEGS! Well Duke Nukem is dead... but his ego will keep the remains of his corpse fighting aliens! Yeah ego!" Nukem: I got balls of fail...

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How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

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What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

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why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

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A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

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What's yellow and can't swim? A tractor.

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What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

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Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

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what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

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Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

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MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

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Your mumma is so fat that she wears large clothes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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