Male orgasm (haha bitches we've been faking it)

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How do you stop a black man drowning? Take your foot off his head

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A man buys some expensive lingerie for his wife on the occasion of their 10th wedding anniversary. After a lovely candlelight dinner at home, he tells her to close her eyes at which point he retrieves the gift box containing her anniversary present. Thoroughly exited, she rips open the box and takes out the beautiful garment, holding it up to the light in wide-eyed amazement. Her husband gives her a suggestive wink and says "would you like to join me in the bedroom to try it on?" To which she replies, "I AIN'T YER WHORE!"

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A disabled man walked into a- That can't be right

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A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

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Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

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Why did the police officer decide to eat a donut? Because he was slightly hungry, but a meal seemed too much for him.

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

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What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

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what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he was told he would never find a wife

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That is so fetch

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What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

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Don't you hate when you finger your belly button and your nipples exploed?

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What did the fat kid get for chirstmas? diabetes

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What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

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why did the tortoise cross the road? it does not matter, it got hit by a vehicle and died on impact.

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Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

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Yo momma's so poor, she needs to work 2 jobs to support her family.

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In a galaxy far, far, away.... There were quasars, stars, and various sized meteors.

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Why did the man turn up at his friend's funeral dressed as Mickey Mouse? Because it would have been disrespectful not to attend.

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What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

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why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

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A man was driving down the road and was swerving, a cop stops him and asks him to walk in a straight line, believing him to be drunk. The man replies "I can't, I've been blind since I was a child."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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