What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

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you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender suddenly runs out the door frantically yelling, "He's got a gun! He's got a gun!" Meanwhile, inside the bar, the patrons overpowered the gunman, tied him up and took his weapon and all the cash he had. They later used his money to buy more drinks at another bar.

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What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

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(Timmy has no arms or legs.) A:Knockknock! B:Who's there? ANot Timmy

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A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

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Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

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Men's rights

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What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

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Roses are red Violets are blue i suck at poems nice titz

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

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Why did the black kid pass the exam? Because he studied.

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Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

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Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

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Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

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What kind of toy do you give to a dead baby? A death rattle.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

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a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

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Why was the dog fallowing the fat guy. The fat guy said come.

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

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Found out the difference between onions and men. I don't cry when I'm chopping up men.

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wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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