- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

Its true, he didnt write that!!

What do you say when you walk into an optical? "Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?"

Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

A: Knock Knock B: The door is open please come in.

what has two feet and is black all over? your mom after she died in a horrific house fire.

Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

Like this if you want people to stop asking to have their jokes liked.

What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because it never told anyone. Chickens can't talk.

A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

Why couldn't the boy turn around in the hallway? Becasue he had a javelin through his head

why is six afraid of seven? because six is a rapist

why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

What's long, hard and full of semen? An erect penis prior to ejaculation.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

"Where's your mom?' "She died last night. . ."

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

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How did the 8 year old child die? He was raped at the age of 7 and given the STD of AIDS. His clock then started as his family weaped his final days of his life.

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