- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I gotta friend named Michael Nugyen and he dishonored his family. Did I mention he was asian ( he live in tampa fl )

Why did I call 87 yr old Jamie McMeanBully a douche bag? Because he's sterile

A black guy , a white guy and a jew walk into a resturaunt They are offered the special.

what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man in a gorilla suit with a banana.

person one: ask me if im a carrot person two: are you a carrot? person one: nope (the walks away)

who's a knob,a liar, and systematically ruining a once well-run family football club by employing crooks , buying footballers who are well-passed there sell-out date and getting the team relegated ? steve kean not laughing ? nor are 23 ,000 others

TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL! Cant we just dine at McDonalds? ITS THE SAME THING! Moral: Personally I love the taste of cardboard meat...

Why are you a chicken? Because I say cock-a-doodle doo

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says "It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave"

A Priest, a Rabbi and a Shaman walk into a bar. The Bartender looks at them and says "What is this a Joke?"

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because the mas of the ice-cream gathered up enough potential energy to increase the velocity of said ice cream making a mess on the ground.

A duck walked into a bar and said "ouch."

josh roberts makes nuns hang themselves

why do jewish people have big noses? because air is free

Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

like this or you will die at some point in your life

What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

On a scale of 1 to Lord Voldemort, how awkward would you say your hugs are?

What does the kitty say to his owner? you've CAT to KITTEN right MEOW

A duck walks into a bar and says, "Put it on my bill"

Why did the black women sing to the left to the left? Answer: because black people have no rights

What did the Jewish man say to the Shia faction Muslim man? Even though we have different views on god and religion I value your friendship more than my religous views.

Did you hear about that guy? He had a wonderful morning.

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