2 sheeps are outside having a great time One sheep walks up to the other sheep and says: hello The other sheep says: hello Now what I want to know: what ally do you get your drugs from

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wanna know the biggest joke on antijoke.com? People's spelling.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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A man walks into a vagina. The man, expecting a holiday inn, is very confused, and later gets mauled by five bears, who mistook his scent for a fish.

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Oh look, a dead guy. He must have died

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What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

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Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

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What did the gym coach tell his student? Come on! You can do it! Push harder!

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A blonde fails an exam because she did not study

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Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

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Knock-Knock Whos there? You You who? Yoohoo! is anybody home?!! Well obviously or i wouldn't have talked to you. Idiots these days!

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Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

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How did Mary fall off the swing? She got hit by a fridge.

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How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

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How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

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Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

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Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

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A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a butcher's shop. The priest and the minister each by a pound of pork while the rabbi doesn't because one of the 613 Commandments is that a Jew shall not eat any animal with hooves.

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What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

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Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

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I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

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Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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Where did Wendy decide to work for her part time job? TACO BELL

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what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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