- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

In soviet Russia...things are different

What's funny about a car accident involving three children, a widow, and a dog? Nothing.

What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely for no discernible reason as chickens are animals with poor reasoning skills.

how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

Why did the chair break? The person that sat in it was over weight

What do you call a smart phone that doesn't want to work? The first conscious phone ever

If you die laughting, How are you telling this to me?

knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? Its funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small. Also dinosaurs can't even talk!

red is red blue is blue derpy derp de derp

roses are red violets are blue. they both smell like flowers

My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

What Did The Farmer Say When He Lost His Tractor.... "Wheres My Tractor"

How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

A cat walks into a Chinese restaurant. It is then asked to leave.

how many Ethiopians can you fit in a bathtub? all of them.

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

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