do you like hardcore music? ya i love brokencyde

An Ethiopian fell into an alligator infested river. He ate 7 of them before he got out.

Q:Why did the boy have no friends A: because Ants are not considered friends

What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

What did the frog say to the other frog Your a chode

How do you keep a black man inside? Shoot his leg.

why did the chicken cross the road? because the 99p mcdonalds mayo chicken was popular in the coop.

People always say if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say Anthony at all. Mimes must be full of hate.

why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

Q. What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A. A gay bar

it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

i like candy and other things that are edible... please dont thumbs down just cuz this suxxx just put thumbs up and santa claus will haunt u :)

what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

Roses are red Violets are blue classic

What happens when you finish a bottle of Sprite? You finish it

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

What do you call a cup that holds liquid A cup

why are the Harold and Kumar movies really funny? the man who wrote obvieusly has a good sense of humor.

Knock knock? Who's there? You have cancer.

A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

What did the grape say when the elephant sat on it? Nothing, scientific research has shown over thousands of years that grapes cannot talk.

Anti Joke

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