- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

Wha'ts the difference between Justin Beiber and a piece of hot muff garbage? Fart triscuits.

MRCANN YOUR A FUCKIN' CARROT LERN 2 FOCKIN SIT IN YER HOLE YA FUCKIN PLANT

Knock knock. Who's there. To get to the other side.

What is black, white, and red all over? The Wall

Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

What's the difference between a ferrari and a penis? I don't have a stash of ferraris in my garage.

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? most likely one unless there is physical disability that makes this person incapable of this action

I put my baby in a microwave.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie!

How come Billy can only swim in circles? His right arm and right leg were amputated because he scraped his left arm.

Why did the kid want to do his science test? He didnt, who would want to do a science test...

Why the kid fall of his bike? He got hit by a fridge.

What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

Does Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? No, it's a scam.

What did the unicorn eat for a snack? Nothing. Unicorns are a majestic fiction animal.

Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

Why did the gay kid drop his ice cream Because he got punched in the face.

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

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