Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

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why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

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When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

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Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

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Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

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What happens when two Mexicans walk up to blonde and a red head sitting in car? The Mexicans attempt to smash the windshield with crowbars because they have issues with anger. The redhead turns on the car and reverses safely.

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What's funnier than a Laffy Taffy joke? Almost anything.

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Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

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do u like chicken ? ....no good...cuz its for black people.

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

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What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

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What funny about AIDS nothing its a terrible disease

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didnt it got hit by a bus.

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Robin, get in the car!

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A man approaches an attractive young woman at a party. He asks her if a rag smells like chloroform and proceeds to hold the rag up to her face. She passes out, the man takes her into a nearby bedroom and rapes her. He casually leaves the party. He will most likely continue this vile act for years to come.

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Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

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You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

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whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

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Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

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Caroline Kelly...Tight Butthole

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What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

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Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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