- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist!

Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

What's green and has wheels? The farmer's tractor.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the buchter.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

What is brown and sticky? A stick

Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Two guys walk into a bar, have a good time, and exit the bar, relatively sober. They are driven home by a friend who agreed to be the designated drive for safety purposes and enjoy the rest of the evening with their wives, to whom they are happily married. Then the joke ends abruptly.

Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

what did rishi say to jess ? GOOD ONE

A husband and wife just had a baby, and he came out black.

a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

What do you call a baby with a shadow? A shadow-baby!

a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

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