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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"I see" said the blind man to the deaf man... On the phone

Where does a king keep his armies? In his sleevies

He was as tall as a 6 foot 3 tree.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a shiny new Cadillac? I don't have a shiny new Cadillac in my garage.

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

A man has had too many beers late at night. The bartender says "Sir, I'm going to have to cut you off"

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

why did the girl like dick? Because Dick was a nice boy.

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Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? It didn't. She did not own a dog.

I used to think skyrim jokes were funny. Then I took an arrow to the knee.

How did the guy who's been in his mothers basement for 20 years lose his virginity? He didn't, that's where his mother hid his body.

what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

Rarity: "So, what is that splendid frock of yours saying?" Maud Pie: "It doesn't talk. It's a dress."

A jew was walking down the street what did he see? the holocaust

Why did suzie fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didn't she get back on the swing? cause she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her up? Cause she had no friends. Why did she stay their all night? cause she had no family.

yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

How many fairies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

whats worst then being raped tortured and killed? it happening to 500000 puppies DX

What's black and hanging from the tree in my backyard? My black, tree-hugging friend.

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