why was the little boy happy? Because he wasn't in the penn state locker room.

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Amazing

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Whats green and has wheels?? - Grass, I lied about the wheels

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jimmy walked into a bar, then walked out crying and all desperate seeing his wife cheating on him with another guy sitting in the bar. he jumped in front of a bus and was taken to the hospital. He died due serious injuries. Turns out that it wasn't his wife but her twin sister that neither jimmy nor his wife was aware of her existence.

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what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

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Why do black people love kool aid? It is cools them down on a warm summer day and it tastes great! OHHHH YEAAAAHHHHH

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Vote this up or I'll tell my mum!

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A dad says to his son "you better stop masturbating or youll go blind'. And the son says "dad im over here".

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Why did the hipster get burned? Because he was a volunteer fireman.

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Why is Abraham Lincoln a bad driver? Because he is dead.

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A priest, a rabbi and a mullah walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the three, laughs and says "Please leave now, God is dead"

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Why did the kid poop his pants? He was a baby

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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You know whats annoying? Steve

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You got yourself a mole, I suggest you restrict all access to any and everyone that could possibly go under aliases such as: The Wiz. Azure. Dungeon Lord. Dice. Wizard, and anything similar, he is most likely a computer geek which does not necessarily look like one.

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How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

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Why did the sloth swing from the tree? It hung itself.

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A white man, a black man, and a woman are drinking in the local pub. The black man and the woman are hanged. Medieval European pubs did not permit either.

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stinky boner

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Why did David go swimming? Pink sock.

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What happened when the black man and the white woman mated? Nothing. The man was infertile.

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what would u di if u were having anal sex with a black guy and his dick was soooo bi that ir rippped ur asshole? staple it back together

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What did little Ben's mom give him for Christmas? Nothing. She died last month

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knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

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