Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad this joke is over?

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why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

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Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? You wouldn't be able to count them if it were dark.

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An old jew, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

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Why did the family at dinner not tip the waiter? He was mean and spat in their food.

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YOUR MUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense..............

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People...

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why did the boy fall back wards? he was shot dead

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A man once had a monkey, and it made him very happy. then one day, his monkey ran away. So the man was very sad and screamed, "I knew i should have broken the monkey's legs!!"

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Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

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What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

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Knock knock. Who's there? Cher. Cher who? Just Cher.

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how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

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Why are New Yorkers hated on so much? Becuase the Yankees suck ass.

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Q: What does a giraffe say to the other giraffes? A: Nothing, giraffes do not have vocal cords and are therefore unable to make any sounds, much less speak; not to mention a giraffes brain is far to underdeveloped to talk in a spoken language.

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What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

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A horse walks into a bar the barmam asks why the long face The horse replies he's suffering from depression after his family was killed in a car crash and he has now turned to alcohol to sort his sorrows

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What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

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What's worse then mud on your shoes. Being assassinated by means of a dart to the throat.

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A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

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What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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