- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

what did the leprosy survivor get for christmas a amputation

knock knock. Whos there? YELLOW PEOPLE

What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

what did the blind kid boy get for Christmas? he doesn't know because his parents are mute.

Who do u talk to when everyone is ignoring you? Nobody will talk to you so what's the point?

What do you call a cup that holds liquid A cup

Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

2 big black men walked up to me with baseball bats. they politely asked me if i wanted to join their friendly game of baseball

HEYEEYAHEYAYYAEEAHHAAA

What did the slave say to its master? Nothing meanwhile he and his family had terminal cancer and were worked without pay for 20 years before dying fro, multiple cases of AIDS and infections within thier lungs and mouths.

why was the female student failing out of school? because she made bad choices and never gave school her all.

What do a blonde and a good beer have in common? They both go down easy.

My friend, who has struggled with a lifelong battle against anorexia, died yesterday..." "Oh my god, I'm so sorry!" "Yeah, me too. The car ran the stoplight and it was all over...

how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

Why was the black child found dead in water? He was raped and thrown into a river.

What did the black man say to the white man? "Hi"

My children are mistakes

Q: how do you drown a blond A: put a mirror at the bottom of a pool

what did the apple say to the peer... I taste better !!

A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

Q: What's worse than finding a shrimp platter on a babys hand. A: A baby's hand on a shrimp platter

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