- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Neither has he

Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

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Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

How is a presidential election like Alien vs. Predator? Whoever wins, we lose.

Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

People who are addicted to brake fluid just can't stop.

rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

Why do people like vacations? To get out of your family

A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

Why did the Zombie kill and eat a man? Because it was hungry.

why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

If your riding a jet ski and the wheels fall off Then how many pancakes does it take to Cover a dog house Purple because ice cream doesn't have Any bones

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

How do you make time fly? You can't, time is the duration of events and therefore cannot "fly".

What did the cat say to the towel? Meow.

Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

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